Brendon

You're ugly and your mom dresses you funny.

[Brendon @MR_SANDUSKYY]

Except the clouds are in the way!!!!!!! #fuckingscience

[Brendon @MR_SANDUSKYY]

All you fucks pry your eyes from your phone and go check out the moon. Its the biggest it will ever be for the next 42 years. #science

[Brendon @MR_SANDUSKYY]

@nicole_lynnnnn do you know everyone in the world? Then how do you know for sure? 😱

[Brendon @MR_SANDUSKYY]

They say flinstones vitamins are chewable. I say all vitamins are chewable they just taste shitty

[Brendon @MR_SANDUSKYY]

Then again im not sure if i know exactly what that feels like

[Brendon @MR_SANDUSKYY]

How long does it take to fall in love with someone? Cause i might be setting a world record

[Brendon @MR_SANDUSKYY]

I just want to hangout with you, why is that so hard to make happen 🙁

[Brendon @MR_SANDUSKYY]

@cshields512 you were there!

[Brendon @MR_SANDUSKYY]

@MattRossi14 Ross the Boss thats my b

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That scenario only happened once...and it as like 5 mins ago

[Brendon @MR_SANDUSKYY]

If someone says that "they hate to be a party pooper" i assume there talking in literal form and i say "Well stop shitting at parties then"

[Brendon @MR_SANDUSKYY]

Every night i get outta work at 10. Go home. Roll a spliff. Put some sort of 60s soul music and just chill. The perks of having my own place

[Brendon @MR_SANDUSKYY]

Say all these nice things to a girl and its just oh thank you. but you say one thing they don't wanna hear, your the biggest dick ever. Smh.

[Brendon @MR_SANDUSKYY]

Idt theres a single girl out there that gets hyped when they get dick pics. Correct me if i'm wrong.

[Brendon @MR_SANDUSKYY]

Tbh you're ugly and your mom dresses you funny.

[Brendon @MR_SANDUSKYY]

I was at work today & heard the realist shit come out of a little girls mouth. Turned to her friend & said "Are you Fiction or non-fiction?"

[Brendon @MR_SANDUSKYY]

Ever take a such a gnarly shit that you just gotta shower after....yea me neither 😳

[Brendon @MR_SANDUSKYY]

@J_BirdRamsay #respect

[Brendon @MR_SANDUSKYY]

Fuck you and any motherfucker that looks like you

[Brendon @MR_SANDUSKYY]

Alright motherfuckers. Were back at it.