Miranda Keith

I love good books, coffee, my chacos, and otters. Medical Laboratory Scientist 🧬🦠🧫.

[Nadia Whittome MP @NadiaWhittomeMP]

The results of the world’s largest trial of a 4-day week (with no loss of pay) are out:

▪️ No drop in revenue

▪️ 65% fewer sick days

▪️ 71% less burnout

▪️ 92% of companies decide to keep the policy after the trial

The conclusion is clear: we need a shorter working week.

[Miranda Keith @MRandy_33]

@GovLauraKelly Just did a Policy Brief and Advocacy Plan for policies very similar to this for a class. Glad to see some movement on these!!

[Governor Laura Kelly @GovLauraKelly]

Today, I released my 'Axing Your Taxes' plan to save Kansans more than $500M over the next three years. Here's what you should know:

[ᴇʟʟɪᴇᴛʜᴇᴡᴏʀʟᴅ💽 @KawaiiZealot]

HEARTBREAKING: Poor girl has to get out of the soft warm bed even though she is so so so so comfy

[Jocelyn J. Fitzgerald MD @jjfitzgeraldMD]

Baby boomers did a pretty good job teaching their millennial daughters that they could be anything they wanted to be and a pretty terrible job of preparing their sons for what that would mean for them as husbands and fathers

[Miranda Keith @MRandy_33]

@anayafiyah @skyleenash Candida is not bacteria. 😁

[Brian Mansfield @brian_mansfield]

Be gentle with the Taylor Swift fans in your life tonight. They've had a hard day.

[sarah (Eras era!!) @thisismenotryin]

taylor swift walking onto stage with no one in the audience, because that ticketmaster queue never did move.

[honey. @baekhnyy]

now playing: the great war by taylor swift

#TheErasTour #Ticketmaster

[Nadine Batchelor-Hunt @nadinebh_]

I’ve never seen this before and it makes the hounding of them by the British tabloids even more grotesque

[kelly moran @kellymoran]

did anyone else catch the “Best in Rescue Dog Show”???

they had a category for best underbite 😭😭😭😭😭

[Josh Trebach, MD @jtrebach]

if you’re at Thanksgiving and someone says their decision to not get vaccinated doesn’t affect anyone else, cut your slice of pie like this to demonstrate how that is very untrue

[Miranda Keith @MRandy_33]

@averypotato They have to culture the water which then has to incubate for at least 18-24 hours before they can even begin any biochemical testing on whatever might grow. 🤷🏼‍♀️

[Miranda Keith @MRandy_33]

@WichitaState All of the Medical Laboratory Sciences department. Dr. Cochran, Laurie Alloway, Sarah Nickel, Noelle Steen, Reitha Deiter, Tish Spence. They all shaped me into the scientist I am and still becoming ❤️

[Miranda Keith @MRandy_33]

@JamesDimasWKYZ

[Ryan Knopp @KnoppRyan]

Happy day for me. Several people I care a lot about got the COVID vaccine today, overcoming some hesitancy. What do I say to my patients who are unsure about the vaccine? This:

[Omarr Savage, MSN, ΨNP-BC @NurseOSavage]

Unpopular opinion: We are being too nice and PC and it's getting people killed. Some people barely passed bio, but we are supposed to pretend that their opinion on covid and vaccines is just as important as an epidemiologist. /1

[sarah @heavenbrat]

girls dont want boys we want coffee shops that are also flower shops AND book shops combined

[katherine @kansassykat]

and I hope this goes without saying but if you are a high risk individual who cannot get vaccinated due to health concerns this is not about you ❤️❤️ you are the reason the rest of us should be choosing to be vaccinated

[katherine @kansassykat]

if you’re unvaccinated and you complain about the mask mandates coming back to KC I just want to make sure you understand this is your fault