Ms Rockingchair

Crazy world- lotta smells. 30s. she/her.

[Lockmart Liberal Customer Support (Fan) @FellaHrx69]

“I don’t care if he’s a (former) crack addict. Joe Biden’s blood runs through his veins. He’s my king - from this day until his last”

[LJ ⛳ @LJLewis_11]

I wish all utah cities would follow suit. Sorry not sorry.

[Ms Rockingchair @MRockingchair]

@adventurekell Im so sorry it was handled this way! Disappointing. I found a lot of creators on tiktok that were doing their isolation and had so many helpful tips. 🫂

[klaudia is mourning hacks @sunflowroceans]

Oh Paul W. Downs the man that you are.

[Cris ✨ @lionesspike]

i truly feel hacks left us with a gorgeous message on how comedy literally has the power to save lives and how simply laughing with your friends can be your reason to live #hacks

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

hey do u mind if we have 3 separate
conversations on 3 separate apps? i think that will be good for us

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

i’m so glad i’m mentally ill in a regular way & not a religious psychosis way

[Mira Gonzalez @miragonz]

the five primal fears:
1. prion disease
2. being on a cruise ship
3. man walking towards you
4. toxic shock from forgotten tampon
5. spider egg sac containing thousands of baby spiders

[JP 🍍 @JPLFR80]

I wonder how many times I have died on fuck, marry, kill

[CRG @Cantrushit]

Boomers five years ago: “I DO NOT CONSENT TO MY IMAGE OR POSTS BEING USED BY MARK ZUCKERBERG FOR META, FACEBOOK, INSTAGRAM, OR WHATSAPP TO SELL MY DATA. Like and share if you agree!”

Boomers today, for some reason: “hey I just uploaded all your baby pictures to ChatGPT and you and all your cousins look like penguins isn’t this cute I’m uploading all the grandkids next”

[Ms Rockingchair @MRockingchair]

@MsgToObserver It's been two years without my boy Clark, too. It hurts cause they were the best Clark's ever- how lucky were we to have them for a short time. 🩷🫂

[Katya @katya_zamo]

I am not going to kill my future husband. Whether that is because I am incapable of murder, too unattractive for marriage, or both, is entirely my business. So shut up!

[Simon Holland @simoncholland]

Had to say goodbye to our almost 14 year old weimaraner, Lucy, last night. Makes me think of this genius tweet from an old internet friend. Final dog tax below.

[bailey @Baileymoon15]

i was put on earth to go out to dinner

[ZachInMilwaukee @ZachInMillioke]

Sometimes when the weed really hits I feel like the melted girl from the anti-weed ad in the 2000’s but the commercial doesn’t mention that it feels awesome when you’re just chillin

[paige @BonerWizard]

I wish they hadn’t made the car fly at the end of Grease

[Raven Lovette 🫧 @heyhoneyrae]

My car jus swallowing gas, you gotta chew it first baby

[Bummer T. Vibes, Esq @VibesBummer]

When I’m eating shared nachos I’m always thinking 3 nacho moves ahead of my opponent.

[julia @juumelo_]

I’m an empath so it really hurts my heart when you guys are fucking losers

[poppa @popitforpoppa]

yes fighting & drinking will be allowed at my funeral