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Only love is real ❤️

[AAT @MSBC06]

@hardball Where can I buy Chris' Nantucket tie?!!!!!

[JJ Watt @JJWatt]

Appreciate all the cards, gifts & well-wishes! Life would be boring if it was always smooth. Embrace the adversity!

[AAT @MSBC06]

@ThrillrideInc #sold YUUUUP!!!

[Bill Burr @billburr]

Record the Super Bowl. Turn off your phone. Start watching at halftime...alone. #HereComeTheLayDEEZ #DohJeezuz

[Coach Harbaugh @jimharbaugh]

"They said" artificial sweeteners were safe, WMDs were in Iraq and Anna Nicole married for love" ... "They said"

[AAT @MSBC06]

@billburr @TheHerd Loving the beard @billburr #ginger

[Bill Burr @billburr]

Nordictrack X11i: It's like having a hill in your house. #2500Bucks

[Coach Harbaugh @jimharbaugh]

OK partner, we're doing this as long as you are my VP! Harbaugh/Wale 2020! You with me? https://t.co/ZVqjExAq3I

[JJ Watt @JJWatt]

I am sorry. Thank you for your support all year.

[Coach Harbaugh @jimharbaugh]

Do not be deceived. You will reap what you sow.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Woody Johnson, owner of the NYJets, is @JebBush’s finance chairman. If Woody would’ve been w/me, he would’ve been in the playoffs, at least!

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Wages in are country are too low, good jobs are too few, and people have lost faith in our leaders.We need smart and strong leadership now!

[JJ Watt @JJWatt]

And yep, I most definitely am wearing the same clothes as yesterday. Don't act like you've never done it! It's very comfortable. #NoShame

[Bill Burr @billburr]

"2,434,311 people in this city and only one me.....I'll take those odds."

"Great. You're cubicle is on the left."

THISISMYFIGHTSONG!!!

[The Pickle @sportspickle]

Bad news. If Peyton Manning is on PEDs, so is your dad.

[AAT @MSBC06]

@billburr @theMMPodcast I'm a LAYDEE & ur story bout crazy girl legit happened to me 2x(with dudes) LMAOOO #theydontmakeacondomforthat

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

Male & female Reindeer grow antlers, but males lose them in winter. All Santa’s reindeer, Rudolph too, are therefore female.

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

If people left carrots, celery, & hot tea for Santa on the table rather than milk & cookies, I bet he’d be much, much thinner

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

As Earth warms, and Arctic ice melts, Santa will lose his habitat too. Soon we’ll see photos of him clutched to an ice floe.

[DirtyWaterTees @DirtyWaterTees]

It only took:
No Edelman
No Lewis
No Amendola
No Collins
Injured Gronk & Hightower
& Overtime to beat us.