"You liked it though, right? It made you, like, happy? 'Cause that's probably all that, you know, matters."
"To who?"
"To, you know. The person...who wrote it."
My mother is a behavioral psychologist, and my father is a Freudian psychiatrist. Which basically means that they fundamentally disagree on, like, everything.
"I can't help but recall the time you put her in the dryer."
"Oh Mom, that was so long ago! I can't believe you're still talking about that. Anyway, she begged me to do it."