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Our lives are more like The Thick of It than we’d like to admit but we wouldn’t want to be anywhere else. DM submissions, don’t worry we’ll make them anon.

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We promised a surprise at 3000 so coming to an office near you soon. As a thank you for all your submissions (so far 😏)!

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It might not be mac n cheese day BUT for those lucky enough to be Parliament today...IT’S MAC N CHEESE PIE DAY 🧀 🥧

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Hello @JohnMasonMSP, @jamiegreeneUK, @DJohnsonMSP & @DavidHTorrance 👋

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When a constituent sends a 2 page thank you letter in reply to your email & it was a standard response:

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*anon submission*
When everytime a particular male MSP comes to your office & he asks 'Is she in' referring to a female MSP:

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*anon submission*
Watching your MSP bump into a constituent in the Tesco by the local office who, asks for an update on an unspecified course of action your MSP is supposed to be taking on a case they know literally nothing about:

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*anon submission*
When the canteen makes a minor change to the way they serve a meal:

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*anon submission*
Live scenes from the press office when an interview goes horribly but they release the MSP is due to me interviewed again in 10 minutes:

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*anon submission*
The betrayal when your MSP writes a motion and circulates it without your help:

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Live scenes of when you have to pretend to guests that your MSP has to leave because they have “a really important meeting”:

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When someone asks if you’re the one to blame for your MSP’s questionable twitter chat:

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Live scenes when we spot MSPs on our journey to Parliament today:

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*anon submission*
When your MSP excitedly wrote their own motion *5 minutes ago* and keeps bugging you to ask if chamber desk have sent it back yet:

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*anon submission*
When an MSP gets territorial about their portfolio:

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*anon submission*
When your MSP gets Instagram:

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When your MSP returns from a local community meeting & you ask how it went:

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*anon submission*
When a Garden Lobby event goes for the top end ‘refreshments’ package:

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When you figure out how to do mass personalised reply to campaign emails:

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*anon submission*
When your MSP arrives back at the office after a photo shoot, following FMQs after they went straight to FMQs from committee (which started at 8.30):

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When MSP sees someone they hate getting interviewed for TV:

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Hello to some of our most recent MSP & MP followers @DavidLinden, @JohnFinnieHI, @maureenSNP & @KirstySNP 👋