Miss. State Prof.

It's on the syllabus. Now get out of my office.

[Miss. State Prof. @MSState_Prof]

Marooned Friday: stuck in my office all afternoon grading papers and looking at job ads.

[Miss. State Prof. @MSState_Prof]

Students: studying for a test > praying about a test. It's fine to do both, but let's be clear about what works better.

[Miss. State Prof. @MSState_Prof]

RT:“@taylorsteinmetz: When teachers give bonus points just for showing up to class” you should refuse them. Attendance is a requirement.

[Miss. State Prof. @MSState_Prof]

#FF @stateATOkitchen @ChiOmegaMSU @joancbaez @KeenumRhonda @Shakespeare

[Miss. State Prof. @MSState_Prof]

@dornbuju you need to relax man.

[Miss. State Prof. @MSState_Prof]

@ShawNough agreed

[Miss. State Prof. @MSState_Prof]

That's a secondary goal. “@ShawNough: Pop quizzes seriously suck the life out of me.”

[Miss. State Prof. @MSState_Prof]

@LaraDodds @cwfogle Seriously though, any mention of impersonating faculty? Asking for a friend. #ChillingEffect

[Miss. State Prof. @MSState_Prof]

Ladies, these scarves are getting a bit out of hand. Student in Starbucks yesterday had what must've been a sleeping bag around her neck.

[Ashleigh Ausburn @ashausburn12]

My professor actually told a decent joke today #finally

[Miss. State Prof. @MSState_Prof]

Doubtless another hard-hitting intellectual activity. RR“@MSUsoc: Don't forget to bring your cowbells today! #msusoc09 #msusoc10 #msusoc12”

[Miss. State Prof. @MSState_Prof]

Pop quiz this morning is going to be FUN.

[Miss. State Prof. @MSState_Prof]

Been looking into this myself. “@annakmadden: Transferring at semester sounds like a better idea all of the time. 😣😒😞😔”

[Miss. State Prof. @MSState_Prof]

It's not that we didn't have students this bright up north. We did. We called them "middle schoolers."

[Miss. State Prof. @MSState_Prof]

Sometimes I envy the poultry science faculty. They probably have some real insight into our student body.

[Miss. State Prof. @MSState_Prof]

I just had a face-to-face class that felt very much like distance education.

[Miss. State Prof. @MSState_Prof]

Academics are such fucking bozos.

[Miss. State Prof. @MSState_Prof]

@Bonnie_ONeill now that's a grand idea. I'll talk to Keenum.

[Miss. State Prof. @MSState_Prof]

.@STAGgerINSgrill Do you offer a faculty discount? Are you open right now?