MYSTERY_she_DISASTER

#Still a 2nd ☀️ | 2nd 🕧↩️
There'll be some stuff you gon' see, that'll make it hard to smile.
I tweet for my sanity & ppl that like their ice cream crunchy.

[MYSTERY_she_DISASTER @MSTERY_DISASTR]

Simply put.

[Deante’ Hitchcock @DeanteVH]

Another day another chance to get it right!

[MYSTERY_she_DISASTER @MSTERY_DISASTR]

@lovedropx You know what? 😮‍💨

[MYSTERY_she_DISASTER @MSTERY_DISASTR]

I am.
Not for you.
For me.

[MYSTERY_she_DISASTER @MSTERY_DISASTR]

*scrolling though my screenshots*

Who is this man?
And why did I take screenshots of him?!?

[Sassington, M.C. @MissSassbox]

please start having more fun, even if it feels silly. just do it, you won't regret it after you feel the energy it gives you.

[MYSTERY_she_DISASTER @MSTERY_DISASTR]

What if everything didn't have to be perfect?

[MYSTERY_she_DISASTER @MSTERY_DISASTR]

@darealzaa @WhamSteppa Like, c'mon! There are ways!

[MYSTERY_she_DISASTER @MSTERY_DISASTR]

I need to put the remote on a leash.
It keeps getting away from me.

[MYSTERY_she_DISASTER @MSTERY_DISASTR]

She's still beautiful.

[MYSTERY_she_DISASTER @MSTERY_DISASTR]

I'm averaging between 30 - 40 screenshots daily on my work computer.

Please. What's wrong with me?
(Trust issues?)

[MYSTERY_she_DISASTER @MSTERY_DISASTR]

I just knew when my teeth tugged the edge of that paper...this didn't feel like three. And I only experienced four wrappers once. But I was certain I was in for more than the treat of the sweet.
A miniature wrapped in FIVE wrappers!

Just want you to know, anything is possible.

[MYSTERY_she_DISASTER @MSTERY_DISASTR]

Been waiting for the day when I'd unwrap a miniature that has four papers. Up until today, I've only ever gotten three.

Just want you to know, anything is possible.

[MYSTERY_she_DISASTER @MSTERY_DISASTR]

@itsKARY_ He was ready to SQUARE UP! 😂
But I truly hate that they don't listen the first time. We gotta put base in our voice or threaten 'em. SMH.

[MYSTERY_she_DISASTER @MSTERY_DISASTR]

@JulieAbridged I love this for you, Julie.

[MYSTERY_she_DISASTER @MSTERY_DISASTR]

Been waiting for the day when I'd unwrap a miniature that has four papers. Up until today, I've only ever gotten three.

Just want you to know, anything is possible.

[MYSTERY_she_DISASTER @MSTERY_DISASTR]

@TheBaddestMitch He knows EXACTLY what he did!

[MYSTERY_she_DISASTER @MSTERY_DISASTR]

@MissSassbox Happy Birthday, Kid! 🎈 Do us all a favor & don't grow up too fast.
Enjoy your day & birthday month! 🎂

[Yams Cooking Yams⚜️ @LiviSymone]

People be fine for no reason

[MYSTERY_she_DISASTER @MSTERY_DISASTR]

@sheeblover Hi, excuse me. I think that 2nd one is a postcard. #JustSaying 💌

[MYSTERY_she_DISASTER @MSTERY_DISASTR]

@PNWG_NATURE *You, not me.
I appreciate you sharing the view! 🙂‍↕️

[MYSTERY_she_DISASTER @MSTERY_DISASTR]

Me randomly while listening to Pandora:

🗣️ I KNOW A LEVERT WHEN I HEAR ONE!