Psshh

God For Us All, Guluva For Himself

[Null @Vhoyde]

You are allowed to be as discriminatory as you like with who you fuck. Anyone who disagrees is trying to coerce you into sex.

[Sizwe Dhlomo @SizweDhlomo]

@asi_phakathi Strictly speaking, your Twitter name should now be LLMarbie. Congratulations!

[aether @bluewdrift]

This line from Atomic Habits isn't ready to leave my head:

"It doesn't make sense to continue wanting something if you're not willing to do what it takes to get it. If you don't want to live the lifestyle, then release yourself from the desire. To crave the result but not the process is to guarantee disappointment."

[Mapholoba. @NjayamJnr]

@AppleMokoena #26 kwi nombolo yase jele

[Lepokisi @Bhokisi_]

Football shirt ka suit? Hugo you are a visionary!

[⁴ mr. nonchalant @NT4NDOO]

😭tjoooooo tjo tjo tjo tjo tjo wena

[refentse @refentsek_]

Ke vini wa kgale mos o???

[𝐊𝖆𝖇𝖊𝖑𝖔🀄️ @ShanksThfc]

She has to unlock that side of me

[NFR Podcast @nfr_podcast]

NEW STEVIE WONDER ALBUM 💿

“THROUGH THE EYES OF WONDER” DROPPING 2027.

• Will include 4 tracks from the “Songs In The Key Of Life” era 👀

[Tricia @CallmePat_ricia]

So Harry Kane scoring goals in the Bundesliga is enough to win the Ballon d’Or, but Mbappé finishing the season as LaLiga top scorer, UCL top scorer, FIFA World Cup top scorer and the World Cup’s all-time leading scorer still isn’t enough? 😂
Mind you, Kane didn’t even make the FIFA World Cup Best XI.😭😂

[Equipe de France ⭐⭐ @equipedefrance]

⚽️🎯 Une saison historique pour nos deux Bleus !

@KMbappe termine la saison 𝗺𝗲𝗶𝗹𝗹𝗲𝘂𝗿 𝗯𝘂𝘁𝗲𝘂𝗿 de Liga, Champions League et de la Coupe du Monde ⚽️

Michael Olise termine la saison 𝗺𝗲𝗶𝗹𝗹𝗲𝘂𝗿 𝗽𝗮𝘀𝘀𝗲𝘂𝗿 de Bundesliga, Champions League et de la Coupe du Monde 🎯

[Goals Side @goalsside]

🚨🚨| RECORD: Michael Olise becomes the 𝐅𝐈𝐑𝐒𝐓 𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐑 player to finish as the:

→ Most assists in the Bundesliga
→ Most assists in the UEFA Champions League
→ Most assists at the FIFA World Cup

All in the same season. 🤯🇫🇷

[CentreGoals. @centregoals]

🚨🚨| 𝐑𝐄𝐂𝐎𝐑𝐃: Kylian Mbappé becomes the FIRST player in 50 years to finish as 𝐓𝐎𝐏 𝐒𝐂𝐎𝐑𝐄𝐑 of the World Cup, Champions League, and domestic league in the same season. 👏🇫🇷

Only Eusébio had ever achieved the feat before — back in 1966. ✨

[Hlovo @hlovo_]

He was doing a lot of fuck shit for someone with broken ribs

[Lesilo Rula @kay_mahapa]

Vinicius ke cheese boy nou. New level of confidence unlocked. He’s gonna look Bellingham in the eye and tell him “why wena o sa press’e?”

[(JK) @jkrmcf]

Ronaldo won the the ballon d'or while going trophyless in 2013

Messi won the ballon d'or while going trophyless in 2012

But Mbappe won't win the ballon d'or because he didn't win any team trophies this season

[Nel• @5peatNel]

Do Barcelona fans think we don’t watch games?

[milkshake 🦇 @doktordoof]

Baratheon 😀

[𝐄𝐑 @ErlingRoIe]

So how did Messi win it over Haaland in 2023? Hypocrites

[Goatbappe🪐 @kyksthetic]

If Mbappe didn’t win the Ballon d’Or as a teenager after knocking Argentina out with a brace, scoring in the World Cup final and winning the trophy why should Lamine win it for scoring just one goal against Saudi Arabia and not a single goal in the knockout stages 😂