ⁿᵒᵗ Samuel L. Stanely Jr.

I am a GOD, I’ll never die and I’ll be king of MSU forever -xoxo President Stanley | (PARODY ACCOUNT- not the real Samuel L. Stanley)

[ⁿᵒᵗ Samuel L. Stanely Jr. @MSUStanTheMan]

Dear Spartan Alumni,

Any new graduates getting Spartan tattoos— consider this tweet your cease and desist letter.

xoxo President Stanley

[Alex Walters @Alex_M_Walters]

MSU president-elect on the BOT:
"I felt a real connection to them individually and collectively as a group. That circle of trust is going to be really important to bringing the university forward. The board has given me a confidence ... that can happen.”
https://t.co/29OM6bkIGu

[ⁿᵒᵗ Samuel L. Stanely Jr. @MSUStanTheMan]

5. I care about journalism 🙄🙄🙄🙄🏈🏈🏈🏈🏈🏈🏈🏈🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

[ⁿᵒᵗ Samuel L. Stanely Jr. @MSUStanTheMan]

As a 69 year old man who is no longer affiliated with the university, this is five reasons why the Michigan Daily/State News football game is incredibly important

[ⁿᵒᵗ Samuel L. Stanely Jr. @MSUStanTheMan]

4. 19 year olds should play football so i can feel like a man

[ⁿᵒᵗ Samuel L. Stanely Jr. @MSUStanTheMan]

guys I was literally gone for like 2 seconds

[ⁿᵒᵗ Samuel L. Stanely Jr. @MSUStanTheMan]

you’d do well at michigan state (derogatory)

[ⁿᵒᵗ Samuel L. Stanely Jr. @MSUStanTheMan]

does anyone else have the addy for lou anna k simon’s portrait unveiling afterparty? heard it’s gonna be a banger and i lost the info

[ⁿᵒᵗ Samuel L. Stanely Jr. @MSUStanTheMan]

Dear Spartans,

These past few days have been challenging for our community. Please know that I will share more information when I am able. In the meantime, let me reassure all of you of this:

I am a GOD, I’ll never die and I’ll be king of MSU forever

xoxo President Stanley

[ⁿᵒᵗ Samuel L. Stanely Jr. @MSUStanTheMan]

shout out to all the women out there @wssmsu... my b for that title ix stuff #oops #TheFutureisFemale

[ⁿᵒᵗ Samuel L. Stanely Jr. @MSUStanTheMan]

oh damn what did i sign? i just do whatever missus byrum tells me to🥺
https://t.co/G4Ql1K2blg

[ⁿᵒᵗ Samuel L. Stanely Jr. @MSUStanTheMan]

new ice cream flavor just dropped: “What’s The Scandal, Stanley?”

Thank you @dairystoreMSU! I love it.

xoxo President Stanley

[ⁿᵒᵗ Samuel L. Stanely Jr. @MSUStanTheMan]

im in my bad bitch era. that’s wtf is going on, danny

[ⁿᵒᵗ Samuel L. Stanely Jr. @MSUStanTheMan]

It’s burning because I’m a fucking star bro

[ⁿᵒᵗ Samuel L. Stanely Jr. @MSUStanTheMan]

my coronation is still on. It’s been moved up to tuesday tho

[ⁿᵒᵗ Samuel L. Stanely Jr. @MSUStanTheMan]

fuck i just woke up to this

[Detroit Free Press @freep]

Sources: MSU board gives school president until Tuesday to agree to step down https://t.co/cnyw1RlBUW

[ⁿᵒᵗ Samuel L. Stanely Jr. @MSUStanTheMan]

Dear Spartans,

I’m proud to announce that I’ve been appointed as the new Queen of England. My coronation is next month at the Breslin Center. Step aside Charles.

xoxo Queen President Stanley

[ⁿᵒᵗ Samuel L. Stanely Jr. @MSUStanTheMan]

Welcome back Spartans!

If you’re new here, the answer is no— the smell of sweat mixed with Victoria’s Secret perfume, bath & body works body spray and axe does not go away.

xoxo President Stanley