Seriously guys, whatever happened to:
• the DOGE checks
• tariff checks
• the Greenland hospital boat
• 10% APR on credit cards
• my meds being 1500% cheaper
• $2 gas
• the Epstein files
• reopening the Strait of Hormuz that was already open
• cheaper groceries
• ending wars in 24 hours
• the “privately funded” ballroom
Any updates?
@TigersJUK Weird. It’s almost like the last 3 months of 2025 we couldn’t score and then proceeded to add 0 bats in the off-season except for the hope McGonigle hits 40 bombs
I have a secret to share
After your first $2–$3 million, a paid off home and a good car, there is no difference in quality of life between you and Jeff Bezos. Both of you have limited amount of time on earth; you have twice if not more than Jeff, so you are richer than him. A cheeseburger is a cheeseburger whether a billionaire eats or you do.
Money is nothing but a piece of paper or a number in your app. Real life is outdoors.
Become financially independent; that’s usually 2–3mil. Have good food. Enjoy the relations. Workout. Sleep well. Call your parents. That’s all there is to life. Greed has no end.
Repeat after me: Time is the currency of life. Money is not.
Sooner you figure this out, happier you will be.
Update: didn't realize my parent-teacher conference went viral
Until the teacher called my wife saying she saw it
My wife asked why strangers on the internet care about our life
I said "I don't know. I just write down what happens."
She said "that's the problem"
She's probably right
A follow-up conference has been scheduled
This time she requested my wife come alone
I was not invited
First time I've ever been excluded from a meeting I didn't want to attend
It stung more than I expected
But I have my wife's calendar synced to my phone
Will I attend anyway?
Of course
Plz fix. Thx.
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Sometimes while I sit at my desk working away on Thursdays, I look out the window and think about how it used to be the best day of the week in college.
Get out of class at 3. Stop by the bar on the walk home for $3 Miller High Life 40s and cards with the fellas for…
we’re about to have the greatest football weekend. plan accordingly.
thursday: ole miss/miami
friday: oregon/indiana
saturday: rams/panthers
packers/bears
sunday: bills/jags
49ers/eagles
chargers/pats
monday: texans/steelers
The math on this image is insane.
New Horizons transmitted at 2,000 bits per second from 3 billion miles away. Slower than a 1990s dial-up modem. It took 16 months to download all the flyby data.
The spacecraft had to hit a target box 100km wide, arriving within 150 seconds of schedule, after 9 years of flight. Miss it and the preloaded observation commands point at empty space.
Ten days before arrival, the spacecraft crashed and went into safe mode. Engineers had 72 hours to restore everything.
The probe is now 5 billion miles out, still whispering data back to Earth. We got 50 gigabits of Pluto photos using technology slower than your phone’s bluetooth.
These 23 year old fitness influencers who “quit drinking” are frauds. Ma’am. You barely even started. You didn’t even give drinking a chance. You didn’t quit. You never started. Stolen valor.