Steve

MSU grad, Detroit & MSU sports fan, CPA.

[Steve @MSUspartyGrad]

Can’t wait until they find a new way to blow this 6-0 lead

[Steve @MSUspartyGrad]

@nowaybradway @TonyPaul1984 2028

[Steve @MSUspartyGrad]

@TigersJUK AJ when he gets that question

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Seriously guys, whatever happened to:

• the DOGE checks
• tariff checks
• the Greenland hospital boat
• 10% APR on credit cards
• my meds being 1500% cheaper
• $2 gas
• the Epstein files
• reopening the Strait of Hormuz that was already open
• cheaper groceries
• ending wars in 24 hours
• the “privately funded” ballroom

Any updates?

[Steve @MSUspartyGrad]

@TigersJUK Weird. It’s almost like the last 3 months of 2025 we couldn’t score and then proceeded to add 0 bats in the off-season except for the hope McGonigle hits 40 bombs

[JSchrantz @jschrantz321]

@Polymarket @EndGameWW3 Shitter’s full

[Clint Awana @clintoptions]

I have a secret to share

After your first $2–$3 million, a paid off home and a good car, there is no difference in quality of life between you and Jeff Bezos. Both of you have limited amount of time on earth; you have twice if not more than Jeff, so you are richer than him. A cheeseburger is a cheeseburger whether a billionaire eats or you do.

Money is nothing but a piece of paper or a number in your app. Real life is outdoors.

Become financially independent; that’s usually 2–3mil. Have good food. Enjoy the relations. Workout. Sleep well. Call your parents. That’s all there is to life. Greed has no end.

Repeat after me: Time is the currency of life. Money is not.

Sooner you figure this out, happier you will be.

[Ethan Brooks @alt_w_v_g]

Update: didn't realize my parent-teacher conference went viral

Until the teacher called my wife saying she saw it

My wife asked why strangers on the internet care about our life

I said "I don't know. I just write down what happens."

She said "that's the problem"

She's probably right

A follow-up conference has been scheduled

This time she requested my wife come alone

I was not invited

First time I've ever been excluded from a meeting I didn't want to attend

It stung more than I expected

But I have my wife's calendar synced to my phone

Will I attend anyway?

Of course

Plz fix. Thx.

Sent from my iPhone

[Sean Casten @SeanCasten]

3 million pages of evidence of a massive child sex trafficking ring and this is what the FBI director is doing right now.

[Nick Wojcicki @nickwoj98]

Sometimes while I sit at my desk working away on Thursdays, I look out the window and think about how it used to be the best day of the week in college.

Get out of class at 3. Stop by the bar on the walk home for $3 Miller High Life 40s and cards with the fellas for…

[Reid Wiseman @astro_reid]

Wow. LETS GO!!!

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

@DHSgov Unless… you’re doing it for Donald Trump.

[Annie Agar @AnnieAgar]

we’re about to have the greatest football weekend. plan accordingly.

thursday: ole miss/miami
friday: oregon/indiana
saturday: rams/panthers
packers/bears

sunday: bills/jags
49ers/eagles
chargers/pats

monday: texans/steelers

[Aakash Gupta @aakashgupta]

The math on this image is insane.

New Horizons transmitted at 2,000 bits per second from 3 billion miles away. Slower than a 1990s dial-up modem. It took 16 months to download all the flyby data.

The spacecraft had to hit a target box 100km wide, arriving within 150 seconds of schedule, after 9 years of flight. Miss it and the preloaded observation commands point at empty space.

Ten days before arrival, the spacecraft crashed and went into safe mode. Engineers had 72 hours to restore everything.

The probe is now 5 billion miles out, still whispering data back to Earth. We got 50 gigabits of Pluto photos using technology slower than your phone’s bluetooth.

[Lions Superfan Carl McJenkins @CarlMcJenkins]

DON’T DO THE FUCKING PEDO DANCE OR ELSE IT WILL CURSE THE SEASON @DetroitRedWings @DetroitPistons

[🅿️ @the_P_God]

These 23 year old fitness influencers who “quit drinking” are frauds. Ma’am. You barely even started. You didn’t even give drinking a chance. You didn’t quit. You never started. Stolen valor.

[Champagne Athletics @champletics]

No one warned us that this would be the top of the mountain.

[Mark Dantonio @DantonioMark]

Dream Big! It takes a TEAM. 2015 BIG 10 Champs!

[Tarik Skubal @TarikSkubal]

Goosebumps… @Eminem @jackwhite
You guys available April 3rd? 🐯

[Detroit Tigers @tigers]

Repost for a chance to win @DETAuthentics items from Skub’s back-to-back Cy Young seasons 😤