Mediocre Saphenous

your local resident that’s just barely keeping it together

[Mediocre Saphenous @MSaphenous]

just need a man to love me *most ardently*

[Mediocre Saphenous @MSaphenous]

brb gonna go re-learn acid/base things for the 53rd time

[𖧧 @reidahad]

normalize having a threatening aura but really just being a sweetheart

[Angela Ballesteros, MD @angelatheresaa]

Unfortunately, my nervous system cannot tell the difference between calling a consult and being hunted for sport.

[Mediocre Saphenous @MSaphenous]

kinda want to kms but its fine- i’ll get over it. crushes are the actual worst??

[Mediocre Saphenous @MSaphenous]

sometimes when i’m bored i open a dating app and unmatch someone. If i’m not being productive, i might as well contribute to the problem

[Mediocre Saphenous @MSaphenous]

can’t even say “oh i missed that email” cuz the second i receive something my laptop dings my phone dings my watch dings the earth moves and the angels play their trumpets

[Mediocre Saphenous @MSaphenous]

i too want to dance in a chiffon saree on a mountain somewhere

[Mediocre Saphenous @MSaphenous]

its basically a home for dust and creepy crawlies. bring back classic floors pls

[Mediocre Saphenous @MSaphenous]

who invented carpet because let’s talk.

[Mediocre Saphenous @MSaphenous]

solo management of the icu be a little *insane* but damn if i don’t feel more competent already

[Mediocre Saphenous @MSaphenous]

my back hurts from carrying this whole damn department as an OFF SERVICE. Medicine is insane.

[Mediocre Saphenous @MSaphenous]

my aunt agrees.

[Mediocre Saphenous @MSaphenous]

at this point i think i just need to be assigned a husband

[Mediocre Saphenous @MSaphenous]

at that place in my life where i’m starting to reply to attending txts with a thumbs up reaction

[໊ @sonohoor]

i’m actually really fun once you get to know me (takes 3-4 years)

[misssexypayal @misssexypayaI]

life is so boring i don’t even have someone to perform for on instagram

[Mediocre Saphenous @MSaphenous]

at this point i think i just need to be assigned a husband

[Mediocre Saphenous @MSaphenous]

my anxiety, randomly and for no reason than to freak me out: 📈

[uno @whatahappycat]

phone addiction got so bad that watching a movie feels productive.