Matthew Schludecker

sup

[Matthew Schludecker @MSchludecker_]

Hello everyone, it's a beautiful day so I figured I'd let you know that the people who own this country (and the world) WANT us to be divided.

Practice love. The few bigots are not the majority. We are.

Don't fall into the trap.

[Matthew Schludecker @MSchludecker_]

Yo i have absolutely wilded out over the years on this app, reading my old tweets and im genuinely sorry😂😂😂

[Matthew Schludecker @MSchludecker_]

I’m coming out of retirement to say oh hell yeah dude

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@dabness Deep asf

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I am retiring from this app, goodbye

[Matthew Schludecker @MSchludecker_]

I really regret none of my schooling, had a blast every minute of it, but if someone looks me in the face and tells me to write something in MLA format again…..

[Fredo @FredoInDaCut995]

"do that smoke trick again"

me:

[Matthew Schludecker @MSchludecker_]

Ernest Goes To Jail, bitch

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This is my enemy

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This me

[Matthew Schludecker @MSchludecker_]

I deleted facebook and I can literally feel my brain cells returning

[Matthew Schludecker @MSchludecker_]

Joe Dispenza that knowledge

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Lowkey tho @JoeBudden the shit the ones who know know

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There is a correct answer here

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There is a correct answer here

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Did kurt cobain do his own laundry

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Is this a twitter poll?

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catholics🤷🏽‍♂️

[Matthew Schludecker @MSchludecker_]

I can’t prove it but I have hard evidence that the man is keeping me down with the algorithm

[Matthew Schludecker @MSchludecker_]

They also typically appear to be losing themselves in the music, owning the moment, and never letting it go

[kelbin @pissboymcgee]

not many guys wear these kinds of hats but when they do they do not play around about it. it’s always on their head. and they also always have a beard

[Matthew Schludecker @MSchludecker_]

@mattybtweets69 Hey man this was really funny! Do you have any tips on how to be more funny?