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[Mike Scinta @MScinta]

Soooo I just went shopping at Wegmans and completely forgot to wear a mask, not a single person said anything about it so I didn’t even realize till I was already checking out. Now I feel gross cause people definitely thought I was a Republican 🤢

[sean @_sn_n]

the average red state is closer to Sharia Law than Zohran’s NYC

[tay ! @homosexualitay]

lead tampon in me while i eat my listeria meat & cyclospora riddle veggies and wash it all down with microplastic water. afterwards, i inhale wildfire smoke and listen to the serene sounds of the data center built across the street. there’s a flock cam too recording it all

[Viathan 🔆 @VermilViathan]

yeah so they’re 100% gonna designate DSA as a terrorist organization right before midterms to prevent DSA candidates from running in their elections

[kaitlyn🛸 @fearlesskait]

“Climate change will manifest as a series of disasters viewed through phones with footage that gets closer and closer to where you live until you’re the one filming it”❤️‍🩹

[Rep. Jim McGovern @RepMcGovern]

Trump says Democrats forgot to rig the election in 2016, successfully rigged it while *he* was president in 2020, then forgot how to rig it again in 2024. So the only election Democrats supposedly stole was the one he himself controlled.

You have to be a special kind of stupid to believe this bullshit.

[99% Johnny Graz @jvgraz]

Damn. How much money will we have to send to Israel for that?

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

he will declassify anything but the epstein files

[Conspiratorial Templates @mynamehear]

The only thing I don't like about the term "trickle-down stupidity" is that I didn't think of it first

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

so elections were rigged under his watch, but then biden fixed the election rigging and that's how trump won?

[Nicholas J. Stelzner @stelzner_n1150]

You can’t hate our elected officials enough.

[duck @ExtremeBlitz__]

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[Mark Slapinski @mark_slapinski]

OMG

Trump just paid E. Jean Carroll $5.6 million

Because he raped her

Because he's a rapist

[le loup garou @turdducken]

greg was running after a thunderstorm and sued the homeowner and landscaper. he received large payments annually until recently that he used to bankroll his political career where his first move was making suits like his illegal. a small, vile soul

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

Did you know that when a male surgeon dies they just have his wife with no medical training take over and do all the surgeries? And if she's isn't available or doesn't exist, the job goes to his sister.

[Neet @neet_sol]

The economy is so bad that scam messages went from “you won the lottery” to “remote job available $18/hr”

[J. J. Ellis @jjellisart]

I said this about AI well over a year ago. Using it to diagnose and fire people with medical conditions so they lose their insurance AND their income is somehow even more heartless and evil than I’d predicted.

[j aubrey 🤠 @jaubreyYT]

What a winning message for 2028!

[More Luigis Needed @LisaA311]

If your line cook died and you replaced them with a random sibling your restaurant would likely fail immediately but apparently being a senator requires less experience than being a line cook

[Cenk Uygur @cenkuygur]

So, now we know the score. As things stand now, there are 104 Americans in Congress and 314 Israelis.

[Jeff Timmer @jefftimmer]

Fun Fact: The President of the goddam United States paid nearly $6 million in damages today to a woman he raped. Once upon a time, this would have been the only news you heard.