Grampa

A consummate professional and legitimate big deal.

[Grampa @MScotSDS]

Fact, I like @jasonderulo . He's catchy.

[Grampa @MScotSDS]

Someone please tell me what is going on here. https://t.co/MPBOUQCrrk

[Grampa @MScotSDS]

Hey, I make big shits.

[Grampa @MScotSDS]

Nick... I want to piss in his mouth.

[Grampa @MScotSDS]

You know what's weird? You ever feel your heart beat in your ass? #roidpulse

[Grampa @MScotSDS]

I'd lick Charlie Sheen's dick for $1000.

[Grampa @MScotSDS]

Hang on a second I gotta wipe.

[Grampa @MScotSDS]

Being at the top of the food chain doesn't constitute showering on a regular basis. Funk is success. #waftingnuts

[Grampa @MScotSDS]

Look no further.

[Grampa @MScotSDS]

Even the most successful people fap themselves raw sometimes. #fapfest2015 #chafing

[Grampa @MScotSDS]

Thank you, followers. You are in the presence of greatness.

[Grampa @MScotSDS]

I will date that man! #farmersonly #pimp #bitcheswantme

[Grampa @MScotSDS]

@sex_finder_ I am the king of group sex.

[Grampa @MScotSDS]

You know what I'm not real good at? Keeping a white towel white. It's not my forte.

[Grampa @MScotSDS]

I'm not trans, but I would make a great gay guy. #decisions #crossroads

[Grampa @MScotSDS]

Yup, I just farted in a restaurant. #secaucuslife

[Grampa @MScotSDS]

I'm always working and I'm always drunk

[Grampa @MScotSDS]

The chairs.... were beanbags.