Michael du Pre 🇺🇸 🇮🇱 🜋 ✠

Christian Father Veteran Adventurer Scholar Poet Curmudgeon

"It's only after you lose everything that you're free to do anything"

[Michael du Pre 🇺🇸 🇮🇱 🜋 ✠ @MSduPre67]

I try to follow back everyone who's a real person. Unfortunately, half or more of my new follows turn out to be bots, scammers, or internet prostitutes and so I'm cautious. If you're an actual human of good will and I haven't gotten you back, let me know in the replies.

[Michael du Pre 🇺🇸 🇮🇱 🜋 ✠ @MSduPre67]

@YoDanno I have a playlist of classic rock songs that were written for D&D. This is on it.

[Michael du Pre 🇺🇸 🇮🇱 🜋 ✠ @MSduPre67]

@AlBuffalo2nite Done. Lord, I ask that you spare Vivan's life and restore her health, in Jesus' name, amen.

[Michael du Pre 🇺🇸 🇮🇱 🜋 ✠ @MSduPre67]

@tanpukunokami Potatoes.

[Michael du Pre 🇺🇸 🇮🇱 🜋 ✠ @MSduPre67]

I'm the very handsome one, all the way at the bottom, on the left. Best job I ever had.

[Michael du Pre 🇺🇸 🇮🇱 🜋 ✠ @MSduPre67]

@GabsClark5 @Blissfatale Alright, you actually are that exception. I apologize. But for 999/1000 modern women, what I said is true.

[Michael du Pre 🇺🇸 🇮🇱 🜋 ✠ @MSduPre67]

@A_DungeonDelver Totally real. Mint condition. Super-rare. You've found a treasure.

[Michael du Pre 🇺🇸 🇮🇱 🜋 ✠ @MSduPre67]

@GabsClark5 @Blissfatale Bullshit. Your love life is shit because of the choices you make, and the way you behave. Take responsibility. Be better.

[Michael du Pre 🇺🇸 🇮🇱 🜋 ✠ @MSduPre67]

@Blissfatale Bullshit. Your love life is shit because of the choices you make, and the way you behave. Take responsibility. Be better.

[Michael du Pre 🇺🇸 🇮🇱 🜋 ✠ @MSduPre67]

You know what? Nigger. Fucking nigger. Get the fuck over it.

You're not a nigger because of what you were born, or the color of your skin. Some of the best men I've ever known, and served with, have been black men. You're a nigger because of your behavior, and the choices you make.

[Michael du Pre 🇺🇸 🇮🇱 🜋 ✠ @MSduPre67]

@TheAtlantic I. Don't. Fucking. Care. Let them starve.

[Michael du Pre 🇺🇸 🇮🇱 🜋 ✠ @MSduPre67]

@Yoystan @x algorithm: Please keep this dumbass who understands nothing about Tolkien off my timeline.

[Michael du Pre 🇺🇸 🇮🇱 🜋 ✠ @MSduPre67]

@Yoystan Then you're an idiot who doesn't understand the first thing about Tolkien. Change your name and profile pic.

[Michael du Pre 🇺🇸 🇮🇱 🜋 ✠ @MSduPre67]

@rook2pawn @TooWhiteToTweet @Harvard or...

[Michael du Pre 🇺🇸 🇮🇱 🜋 ✠ @MSduPre67]

@SavageBarber96 @TheCriticalDri2 'durhurhurhur...dA jOoZ!"

[Michael du Pre 🇺🇸 🇮🇱 🜋 ✠ @MSduPre67]

Congratulations, that's the dumbest thing I've seen this week. What the fuck? My username? It's my actual name, dumbass. Put your tiny dick back in your pants and put your shoes on: your mother is coming downstairs to change your sheets, and needs you to leave the house for a few minutes.

[Michael du Pre 🇺🇸 🇮🇱 🜋 ✠ @MSduPre67]

@HerbTarlek68497 @Awesome_Jew_ "duhuhuh...durhurhurhur." Shut the fuck up, dingleberry.

[Michael du Pre 🇺🇸 🇮🇱 🜋 ✠ @MSduPre67]

@SantaDecides @__NickX Twitter was for liberal pussies, and is dead.

[Michael du Pre 🇺🇸 🇮🇱 🜋 ✠ @MSduPre67]

@DBDesign12 @ClipInsanity Oh, shut the fuck up, imbecilic child.

[Michael du Pre 🇺🇸 🇮🇱 🜋 ✠ @MSduPre67]

@snakethejake76 @TheCriticalDri2 Shut the fuck up, inbred pusillanimous retard moron imbecile smudge of smegma from a Muslim who has never bathed.

[Michael du Pre 🇺🇸 🇮🇱 🜋 ✠ @MSduPre67]

@Robbie_Reasons Seriously. Fuck ALL THE WAY off.