Michael Secret

Lawyer, West Virginian, Italian American, Washington Capitals/Nationals fan. My opinions are my own and are usually correct #ALLCAPS #NATITUDE

[Michael Secret @MSecretEsq]

"If you were a bricklayer, you would not complain that the bricklaying profession is not making you happy. You would find a way to make as much money as you can for as little work as possible and would focus on your social life and your hobbies. Treat this job no different."

[Michael Secret @MSecretEsq]

@TheLawcast Or its evil twin show, Bound for Glory 2012

[Michael Secret @MSecretEsq]

@TheLawcast Have you done Destination X 2012? Nothing to do with this show I just feel like this one would have a lot of interesting Cewsh takes in it

[Michael Secret @MSecretEsq]

@sophiaalexissx Thoughts?

[Washington Capitals @Capitals]

#CAPSWIN
#CAPSWIN
#CAPSWIN
#CAPSWIN

[Washington Capitals @Capitals]

yes, chef.

[mock draft enjoyer @capsboybebop]

the capitals are a factory that spits out 4th line role players. we got 14 beck malenstyns in hershey right now ready to kill penalties and score once every 23 games

[Michael Secret @MSecretEsq]

🐻🐻🐻🐻

[Hershey Bears @TheHersheyBears]

ROAR = REPEATED

[Dimitri Filipovic @DimFilipovic]

good lord

[Michael Secret @MSecretEsq]

I was booking a red bus tour at Glacier National Park and dropped a @RyanDLeaf reference. I don't think the lady was a sports fan so it didn't get me anywhere. I'll try again when I get to Montana.

[Michael Secret @MSecretEsq]

The years just flow by like a broken down dam.

[Michael Secret @MSecretEsq]

This Stars team is too good to out in the first round @DallasStars

[Michael Secret @MSecretEsq]

Damn the @MapleLeafs won't die.

[mock draft enjoyer @capsboybebop]

capitals season

- borderline unwatchable
- holy shit we might make the playoffs
- borderline unwatchable
- holy shit we made the playoffs
- borderline unwatchable

[mock draft enjoyer @capsboybebop]

if you want to see some of the worst hockey you have ever seen in your entire life you should check out the washington capitals power play in this series

[NHL @NHL]

Mood 🙂

[Washington Capitals @Capitals]

1-OOOOOOOOO

[Michael Secret @MSecretEsq]

Jesus Christ Nick Jensen has been murdered in cold blood on the ice.

[mock draft enjoyer @capsboybebop]

man once brett favre dies hell is gonna have a crazy dual threat offense

[mock draft enjoyer @capsboybebop]

30 goals at 38 years old with one of the weaker cast of supporting players he’s ever had is unreal man. truly nobody like alex ovechkin