Yoba Seepa

Tweets expressed here are purely fictional. I do not hold the same view.

[Yoba Seepa @MSeepa]

@ParliamentofRSA @EFFSouthAfrica really brought fun to parliament

[Sinawo Thambo @Sinawo_Thambo]

Nisile, 4-days later?

Send Ewallet for lonto.

[Yoba Seepa @MSeepa]

@Newzroom405 Maumela remain free man

[Siya 🤙 @StapuraDlamini]

Get yourself a retail hun and be happy 😋😍

Ubumnandi bodwa

[Yoba Seepa @MSeepa]

@MohauSam Easy 15 this afternoon

[Themba On Wheels @themba_Rf]

Wisdom to make sure I never lose all these due to funny things

[Yoba Seepa @MSeepa]

@Xola_Nqola Looks like comments didn’t actually go they way you expected

[Man’s NOT Barry Roux @AdvoBarryRoux]

If this appears on your Timeline kindly Repost. Tshepo Katlego Nkoatse from Mamelodi, Pretoria robbed this lady in Nellmephius, Pretoria.. Tshepo Katlego Nkoatse, please return the R30, R200 & the cellphone you took from the Bolt lady. She told you she has kids to support.

[Yoba Seepa @MSeepa]

South Africans will never see a cent of these millions. Thanks for the announcement though

[Department of Small Business Development @DSBD_SA]

[MEDIA ADVISORY] - Update on the R500 Million Spaza Shop Support Fund.

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[Sonia @BalogunSonia4]

Being in shape after 30 is actually a big flex

[FitWithPurpose @FitWithPurposeX]

Full abs (Home)✅️👇

[Nomfundo Jele 🇸🇿🇿🇦 @Buhle_4]

@Bubu_Mazibuko Someone asked to borrow money, and before I could even respond, they deleted the message. I was so relieved.

[Luh Makhedama @LuhMakhedama]

@Bubu_Mazibuko I don't even ask why you deleted. I'm just glad I am saved from ukuphendula into ebhedayo❤️

[Yoba Seepa @MSeepa]

Great news for corrupt police official to finally have drugs to steal and enrich themselves

[Leon Schreiber @Leon_Schreib]

The Border Management Authority has just achieved what is likely the single biggest breakthrough against the drug trade in South African history, by intercepting a consignment at Beitbridge valued at nearly R1 billion. (You read that right).

Yesterday, an intelligence-driven operation coordinated out of our National Targeting Centre identified a truck travelling through Zimbabwe to Beitbridge. Upon arrival, the BMA was ready and waiting for it. The truck was intercepted and examined through the sophisticated truck scanner on site, with a hidden compartment discovered. Working over 8 hours, the BMA patiently dismantled the truck until a substance was discovered that was confirmed to be methaqualone, also known as ABBA, commonly used in the manufacture of mandrax.

The Hawks and K9 units were called in, with 713 000 grams of the substance seized at an estimated value of R998 200 000. Just under R1 billion.

Three Malawian suspects were arrested and taken to the Musina Police Station, with the Hawks to conduct further investigations.

This historic breakthrough in the fight against smuggling and drugs vividly demonstrates that the combination of intelligence-led investigations, digital transformation, and the commitment of the BMA is systematically rebuilding the rule of law at our borders! 🇿🇦

[uMelaphi. @stellz_paRi]

Women’s WhatsApp statuses are just daily episodes of complaining about life 😅🤦🏿‍♂️

[Adesewa @t_Duches]

I just realized men actually love a woman who can admit she’s wrong and apologize instead of turning it into a whole argument.

[Yoba Seepa @MSeepa]

@BraMahlatse Mlook how painful it was for the other 6 players left out, having to watch the ceremony through the window 💔💔😢

[Veve @LudidiVelani]

it's not you... it's the club that you play for.

[Yoba Seepa @MSeepa]

So much cold jokes from Jordan😏 #BafanaPride

[adam lipschitz @adamlipschitz]

@BESTERNICK thank you for this✅
I urge @AthleticsSA_ to impose a ban as this caused alot of international embarrassment to the country and a martahon major.