The Booty Bender

[The Booty Bender @MSelfish]

Daylight savings time is so dumb man

[The Booty Bender @MSelfish]

Anytime I get a commercial on YouTube i make a mental note to never buy that item or download the app or anything like that.
My lack of business is what you get for trying to ruin my YouTube experience.

[Mama T🌻 @herchosenpath]

I didn't hear a single wrong answer 🤣

[The Booty Bender @MSelfish]

I still think Starbucks is too greedy.
You mean to tell me if you buy one of their $40 cups in the store they won’t even fill it up with coffee for free? Don’t care if I’m technically “right” or “wrong” I’m not cool with all that greed.

[The Booty Bender @MSelfish]

Something feels so slimy about paying CRAZY high amounts for a cup and then getting nickel and dimed by that same company for a little liquid abd syrup that MAYBE costs them 75 cents in product

[The Booty Bender @MSelfish]

I feel like @Starbucks should give you your first drink free if you buy a $35-$40 cup from them.
I went into one today and wanted to buy a cup and asked if i could get my first drink free and they said no.
I put it back and walked out off principle.

[The Booty Bender @MSelfish]

My pockets been going through a MF healing.

[Dear Son. @DearS_o_n]

The goal is neverrrrrrrr gucci bags. Brooooooo, it's acres of land.

[The Booty Bender @MSelfish]

Tryna teach a new kid at work how to be shady without telling them how to be is complicated for me.
It’s like when young thug said “I don’t want you to do nothing if I gotta be the one that tell you to spin.”

[Puppies & Positivity @Puppieslover]

He’s definitely going to heaven

[Forever Dre 🎲 @Foreverdre404]

Nah .. 9 times outta 10 it’s gone come back slutted out so im good

[Weapons Daily @WeaponsVault]

I fully support this

[juju 💰 @ayeejuju]

druski so outta pocket for this 😭😭

[☔ @Whotfismick]

How tight my budget is for the rest of the year

[Shiesty Ohtani @GVGojo]

Backshots finna look like I’m clapping the galaxy.

[chaotic memes @memechaotic]

https://t.co/3FFajpISkh

[The Booty Bender @MSelfish]

Fuck the irs bro. They owe me 5k+ but unless you’re trying to call to pay them the wait is 1+ hour and the calls end abruptly. I’ve been on the phone trying to get ahold of these whores for 6 hours.