Maria Shulz

Oh look at you, spying on my page trying to figure me out based on a profile blurb or the content I post. Aren't you adorable!

[Maria Shulz @MShulz1859]

Depp v. Heard Case of 2022 & His Alleged Guilt, A Defense Thread:
Ecological Fallacy: When applied to cliches, the ecological fallacy is the error of assuming that a generalized group observation (the cliché) accurately predicts the behavior or traits of a specific individual.

[Maria Shulz @MShulz1859]

@LauraStillSlay @XDetective1 @RihamHW23 @Ty45459 @ungodlyraleigh @GerryGently Nope, I've been pretty consistent. The phone YOU'RE referring to, and the one I am, are not the same phone, and were never located on the same walls. You're just too dense to comprehend that.

[Maria Shulz @MShulz1859]

I'm in the mood to post a daily reminder: There WAS NO PHONE ON THE WALL TO BE SMASHED in Australia.🧵 Where the alleged incident was said to've occured, there WAS NO INFESTRUCTURE in place there for a phone, nor a need for one when there was ALREADY a landline on the island bar!

[Maria Shulz @MShulz1859]

@LauraStillSlay @XDetective1 @RihamHW23 @Ty45459 @ungodlyraleigh @GerryGently Your hat, madam. Fits like a glove on ya.

[Maria Shulz @MShulz1859]

@LauraStillSlay @XDetective1 @RihamHW23 @Ty45459 @ungodlyraleigh @GerryGently Apparently sarcasm goes over your head, huh.

[Maria Shulz @MShulz1859]

@XDetective1 @RihamHW23 @LauraStillSlay @Ty45459 @ungodlyraleigh @GerryGently So sure, the reason the Billionaire Australian biker never came forward to tell the world there was never an old-fashioned Bakelite phone in his house because he was promised a documentary. Both things are EQUALLY as absurd. 🙄🙄🙄🙄

[Maria Shulz @MShulz1859]

@XDetective1 @RihamHW23 @LauraStillSlay @Ty45459 @ungodlyraleigh @GerryGently Don't chicken out now. G'on, tell me I support Johnny Depp because I wanna fuck him! Y'all have used that tired old line for 4 years. Why stop now. 😅🤣

[Maria Shulz @MShulz1859]

@XDetective1 @RihamHW23 @LauraStillSlay @Ty45459 @ungodlyraleigh @GerryGently But darlin' YOU introduce the topic by calling me, what was it? An ass-kisser? Because somehow my support of a person I believe in is somehow transactional, including sexually. Now you wanna move the goal posts because you failed to hurt my feelings in you "gotchya" moment?

[Maria Shulz @MShulz1859]

@XDetective1 @RihamHW23 @LauraStillSlay @Ty45459 @ungodlyraleigh @GerryGently But go ahead, say it anyway, I could use a good laugh from a 🤡

[Maria Shulz @MShulz1859]

@XDetective1 @RihamHW23 @LauraStillSlay @Ty45459 @ungodlyraleigh @GerryGently What's next, Babs? Are you gonna tell me that he's never gonna fuck me? Darn. 😆 Right, because that's ALWAYS why people support each other, huh?

[Maria Shulz @MShulz1859]

@XDetective1 @RihamHW23 @LauraStillSlay @Ty45459 @ungodlyraleigh @GerryGently Lol! Wow, the LEVELS of DEFLECTIONS you people will come up with in order to deny the PATENTLY OBVIOUS laid out before you is just-fucking-amazing. The flaming hoops y'all jump through for this broad! 😅🤣😅🤣😅🤣 SO now no word from from owner b/c a promised doc?

[Maria Shulz @MShulz1859]

@XDetective1 @alison6043 @RihamHW23 @nette1967 @ThatUmbrella Sooo...4 years post trial, scAmber's re-instated her "pledge" payments, right? I mean, she didn't use any of that money to buy & raise 3 kids instead, right? No? Didn't think so.

[Maria Shulz @MShulz1859]

@Johanna_1254 @Supernatural979 @alison6043 @FTravellin @RebeccaNani @TessaAgain53070 @Gail95926 @TillyItaliana @cheza077 @Margare62220105 @Jcf72252146 @LeelaAddams @FortonSusan @mos1886 Sure, and nevermind that "Silence, Exile, Cunning" is an excerpt of a line from a James Joyce novel (which Johnny has tattooed on his arm). ALL OF WHICH is TOTALLY Googleable! But no, no. According to these scAmber dolts, it was symbolic of him "silencing his daughter". 🤣

[Maria Shulz @MShulz1859]

@Teenage_Witch__ @thecryptofi Y'all have been dragging this stupid line along for 4 years now. I mean, nobody lives forever, he's 63 & yeah, sure, like us all, at some point he's gonna die. But when he does, I promise you, it won't be because you placed some little, what, "Twitter Hex" on him or something. 🤣

[Maria Shulz @MShulz1859]

@iSara2023 This has always been bewildering to me. Why is it that they seem to think that supporting a person equates w/wanting to fuck them? In being so-claimed DV victim's supporters, or being an activist in supporting ANYONE they chose to, does that mean that THEY want to fuck THEM too?

[Maria Shulz @MShulz1859]

@jrcdaisy @JungleJuice786 I'm in no way defending nor supporting this broad when I say this, it's just to mention it in case you didn't know. It's illegal to show kid's photos in the press in Spain, that's why she's blurred. 👍🏼✌🏻

[Maria Shulz @MShulz1859]

@end3of6days9 Amazon box. Sticks out like a sore thumb!

[Maria Shulz @MShulz1859]

@Hania16836 2. Definitely 2.

[Maria Shulz @MShulz1859]

If those jumps wouldn't absolutely KILL my right knee (the effects of an old injury), *I'd* TOTALLY do this work out! 😃

[Maria Shulz @MShulz1859]

Barring the music, decor of the room, & the fashion choices, I'd say that this looks to STILL be a pretty solid workout routine, actually. 🤷‍♀️ Ya got your glutes, ya got your cardio, ya got your abs, thighs, & arms all in this concise little set!

[Modern History @modernhistory]

Fitness 1990s

[Maria Shulz @MShulz1859]

Holy crap, this has to be the DUMBEST thing I've seen in a long time! And *I* interact with sCamber Heard Cultists, so that's really sayin' sumthin'! 😳😬

[Dr. Jebra Faushay @JebraFaushay]

You’ve heard of Hobby Horsing, now witness the new and competitive sport of Synchronized Walking.

[Maria Shulz @MShulz1859]

@MysticMadnessCo Ooo! That's a tough call! I can't decide between Ireland & Greece. The BOTH look beautiful!