Jochen Lembke, Europe´s cab-driving writer

Cab-world-record holder, author (best H2G2-6-volume there is) and the only true lateral thinker on X (Erm... probably on large parts of Y and Z too!)

[Jochen Lembke, Europe´s cab-driving writer @MSmith41715]

@elonmusk Amazingly cool!
Now think you´d have just the right amazingly cool guy for a performance like this, your sells would go sky-rocketing!

[Jochen Lembke, Europe´s cab-driving writer @MSmith41715]

guy needs the attention

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

When Kaikyokan Aquarium closed for renovations, a giant sunfish began experiencing health problems, stopped eating, rubbing against its tank walls

To help, staff placed cardboard cutouts of people watching it. The next day the fish regained its appetite

[Jochen Lembke, Europe´s cab-driving writer @MSmith41715]

Guy needs the attention

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

When Kaikyokan Aquarium closed for renovations, a giant sunfish began experiencing health problems, stopped eating, rubbing against its tank walls

To help, staff placed cardboard cutouts of people watching it. The next day the fish regained its appetite

[Jochen Lembke, Europe´s cab-driving writer @MSmith41715]

The sudden rush to Japan was bad timing of the overlords. In Germany they moved smarter, the Kraut frog sat in the water, ignoring everything except being well fed and the water around it got heated slowly. The Kraut frog is long dead, without ever noticing it. Good luck, Japan!

[🇯🇵 Colonel Otaku Gatekeeper 🇯🇵 @politicalawake]

The Council of Imams in Japan have released a statement concerned about the rise of anti islamic sentiment in Japan.

They know the Japanese public don't want them & was imported in the hundreds of thousands in the last 5 years against the consent of the Japanese people.

[Jochen Lembke, Europe´s cab-driving writer @MSmith41715]

Very simple, the drone sits in a car, moving at 50 k, so itself is moving at 50 k. THEN it goes up, smoothly, not to shave this poor guy and floats, still moving at 50.

[USA NEWS 🇺🇸 @usanewshq]

Explain using physics: Is the drone stationary or moving at 50 kph?

[Jochen Lembke, Europe´s cab-driving writer @MSmith41715]

Nah, that pile of junk only made fun of me.
Chances of me further brown-nosing Elon Musk and coming up with more than shit are slim.
So, fuck it. Back to my own modest turf.

[Jochen Lembke, Europe´s cab-driving writer @MSmith41715]

I am pretty sure Elon has already gotten wind of this!
Well, according to his AI Grok it is the second best H2G2 book ever! Meaning, better than four official books written by DA himself...

[Jochen Lembke, Europe´s cab-driving writer @MSmith41715]

@nexta_tv Exactly. And one way - among others of course - to fulfill this agenda is the anti-pedo-hysteria.
Why do we not see we are being played which ever way.

[Jochen Lembke, Europe´s cab-driving writer @MSmith41715]

"The Trump administration is filled with Israeli operatives". Now that´s... *looking for a really sarcastic way to put it, giving up*... well, old news.

[Alex Jones @RealAlexJones]

NBC News is reporting that the Pentagon has now listed Israel as a TOP national security threat facing the United States!

This is a HUGE development of historic proportions. For the Pentagon, Netanyahu‘s attempt to take over the US military/intelligence systems, via the 2027 NDAA was the straw that broke the camels back.

Bottom line, the Trump administration is filled with Israeli operatives and our nation is in grave danger..

[Jochen Lembke, Europe´s cab-driving writer @MSmith41715]

That´s it!

[Le Crapaud @Le_Crapaud47]

British Police :

[Jochen Lembke, Europe´s cab-driving writer @MSmith41715]

Germany today is worse of than 1945.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Time for change in Germany

[Jochen Lembke, Europe´s cab-driving writer @MSmith41715]

how long before some islam fanatic will set fire to this? why do we endure all what is going on?

[Culture Explorer @CultureExploreX]

A civilization that could carve this into a door treated beauty as a public duty.

Stand before the door of Duomo di Milano long enough, and the modern world begins to look painfully soulless.

[Jochen Lembke, Europe´s cab-driving writer @MSmith41715]

she is REALLy great. it is that she is totally IN the performance not wasting any thought if it might be good or not. Kids can focus absolutely

[Love Music @khnh80044]

She’s only 4 years old…and she just gave me goosebumps😍❤️

[Jochen Lembke, Europe´s cab-driving writer @MSmith41715]

Give children dogs as pets not rabbits. They are great pals and they don´t break as easy as rabbits. When you decide for a bunny - it´d better be your own baby.

[Love Music @khnh80044]

Pure love .So beautiful to see🤗❤️

[Jochen Lembke, Europe´s cab-driving writer @MSmith41715]

my! I have seen orang-utans driving, but dogs...!

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

Porter, the world’s first driving dog learned how to drive in just 47 days.

He was trained by a driving school in New Zealand that specializes in teaching dogs to drive.

[Jochen Lembke, Europe´s cab-driving writer @MSmith41715]

amazing! when you focus you see no red!

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

There is no red in this picture.

Your brain is filling in the red color. The picture is made entirely of light blue, black, and white.

[🖼️ Akiyoshi Kitaoka]

[Jochen Lembke, Europe´s cab-driving writer @MSmith41715]

haha, they´re giving him a woodie, that is all they achieve

[Dr Dr Judith Butler (not the real one) @HellNoItsJudith]

Trannies: Men have no physical advantage over women.

There are 4 female officers trying to restrain the guy. See what happens when a male officer joins them.

[Jochen Lembke, Europe´s cab-driving writer @MSmith41715]

@elonmusk Amazingly cool!
Now think you´d have just the right amazingly cool guy for a performance like this, your sells would go sky-rocketing!

[Jochen Lembke, Europe´s cab-driving writer @MSmith41715]

there you go. we would have made them rich.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Yes

[Jochen Lembke, Europe´s cab-driving writer @MSmith41715]

@elonmusk Amazingly cool!
Now think you´d have just the right amazingly cool guy for a performance like this, your sells would go sky-rocketing!

[Jochen Lembke, Europe´s cab-driving writer @MSmith41715]

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