Melissa Spurbeck

Shania Twain is my spirit animal

[Melissa Spurbeck @MSpurbeck4]

Memory unlocked when the robot dog appeared on the Kia commercial

[Travis Denning @Travis_Denning]

BREAKING NEWS: The CDC has announced and confirmed that if you lean wit it, you are required to rock wit it.

[Melissa Spurbeck @MSpurbeck4]

These are the people we should encourage young girls to idolize, follow and aspire to be. Not the Kardashians.

[E! News @enews]

Remember this name: Gabby Thomas. 🏆 (📷: Getty)

[Melissa Spurbeck @MSpurbeck4]

Ok y’all love this trend so Shelby’s Final Fiesta Venmo @melissa-spurbeck for shots for the bride!!!! 🍹

[YEO CIG!! @YEOCIG]

Once you over 25 you don’t need no alarm. Ya problems gon wake you up right on time.

[Melanie Redd Performance Training @coach_mel_redd]

The NCAA women’s weight room issue starts in High school women’s sports.

If you coach female HS sports, fight to get them in the weight room!

If you think they don’t need it, you’re part of the problem.

Fix it.

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

just a heads up. i will be running around the house. as fast as possible. for the next 15 seconds. i will have no regard for furniture. or any individuals in my way. when i am done. do not ask me why i have done this. because i do not know

[Samantha Ettus @samanthaettus]

Trying to decide whether to encourage your daughter to play sports? 94 percent of women who hold C-suite level positions are former athletes.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Trying to find a bathroom when you’re about to shit your pants https://t.co/bjhuI2fZz3

[Melissa Spurbeck @MSpurbeck4]

@MountainDew 327 #MTNDEWMAJORMELON #MyPromotionEntry

[SoccerGirl @SoccerGirlFC]

Me: *gets hit with a shot point blank in the face*
Teammate: You okay?
Me:

[the bitchelorette @Bitchelorette_]

me waiting for Matt to send Victoria’s problematic ass home

#TheBachelor #Bachelor

[Melissa Spurbeck @MSpurbeck4]

@7awless obviously. The kid made an excellent point

[Melissa Spurbeck @MSpurbeck4]

No one:
My 2nd grade patient: “I’m never getting married. Like how do you like someone that much?”

[Melissa Spurbeck @MSpurbeck4]

“You can tell how old people are based on how low the Christmas lights are on their house”

[Chicks in the Office @ChicksInTheOff]

Bennett is the real winner tonight #TheBachelorette

[Chicks in the Office @ChicksInTheOff]

“ZING” GO OFF BENNETT #TheBachelorette

[Pittsburgh Steelers @steelers]

RT if your favorite team is still undefeated