Mary Starr

Editor, writer, bon vivant and life critic.

[Mary Starr @MStarr1961]

@MerriamWebster Shenanigans

[Mary Starr @MStarr1961]

@MerriamWebster Efficacy

[Mary Starr @MStarr1961]

@AtomicCryptoX @MandyMatney Drive by Truckers is a band. Give them a listen. They’re fantastic.

[Mary Starr @MStarr1961]

@gardenandgun The Allman Brothers Band. Hands down.

[Mary Starr @MStarr1961]

@pearsont_tw @MandyMatney That was last century.

[Mary Starr @MStarr1961]

@Emywinst Sweetpea, just because.

[Mary Starr @MStarr1961]

@JoJoFromJerz Ketchup

[Mary Starr @MStarr1961]

@joncoopertweets Mustard, along with chili (no beans), coleslaw and finely chopped onions. Ketchup does not belong on meat. Ever.

[Mary Starr @MStarr1961]

@MonicaLewinsky My mother-in-law failed to comprehend how she could call her grandson on his cell phone (which had a number that was local to her) when he was out-of-town, without incurring long distance charges. It's exhausting.

[Mary Starr @MStarr1961]

@R_Owl_Mirror @ThomasRichmond @ringostarrmusic That's Stella McCartney, one of Paul's two daughters. Barbara Bach is the blonde woman next to Ringo.

[Mary Starr @MStarr1961]

@1594beast @consequence @MileyCyrus @DefLeppard @foofighters Patrick Wilson from Weezer

[Mary Starr @MStarr1961]

@casejthomas @rosannecash He was formerly known as the prince. Now, he's formally known as King Charles III.

[Martina Navratilova @Martina]

Holy crap!!!
Happy Birthday young man!!!

[Al Yankovic @alyankovic]

Hey! Stay in your lane!

[Antifa Barbie 🌻 @ThatAntifaBitch]

My 17 year old just saw a Spice Girls tshirt online and asked me which one was Betty White. So not only did I fail as a parent, but I also can't help thinking how much better life could have been if we had had a Golden Spice.

[Dolly Parton News ☆ @PartonNews]

Dolly will donate $1 million to Vanderbilt’s research to combat infectious pediatric diseases.

“I love all children. No child should ever have to suffer, and I’m willing to do my part to try and keep as many of them as I can as healthy and safe as possible.” — @DollyParton

[Mary Starr @MStarr1961]

@newtestament91 @eh6419 @BlackAdder000 @gtconway3d Georgia is the Peach State, not the Peach Tree State.

[ashlandian.bsky.social @Ashlandian]

You know why Dolly Parton inspires me so much? Back in the 1970s, Despite her musical genius, she was mocked relentlessly. The butt of so many jokes. She knew. But she kept going. Then she did so many good deeds, always quietly. Always gracious. Always kind. Always giving.

[Laura Maria Motta @guttersniper]

Was at a bar alone yesterday when the bartender said, “Hey, check out this text from my sister!” He showed me his phone and it said, “Do not, under any circumstances, get into a conversation with the guy sitting on your right.” Men, if you are in a position to do this, DO THIS.