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[Madeline @MStrid32]

It only matters if i think it’s funny

[Minnesota Timberwolves @Timberwolves]

"HE'S A SKYWALKER" 😮‍💨

[Connor @joannesbitch]

I think the apple’s rotten right to the core

[mia @httpsosweet]

not to sound like a potted plant but sunlight and fresh air really makes a difference

[Madeline @MStrid32]

He said "if you call twice I'll answer" 🫠🤣

[Madeline @MStrid32]

I've been secretly testing Logan by calling him and he has failed so many times..... I could have been in labor!!!!!!!

[Evensya @EvensyaXo]

THEY WERENT DOING THAT BEFORE?????????????????????

[Madeline @MStrid32]

My babies head is up in my ribs and I'm sooooo over it man. Please flip 🫠

[Washington Capitals @Capitals]

Are these outtakes if we consider every take perfect?

[Madeline @MStrid32]

If you need me for the next year- actually don't.

Unless you need a house then hmu 😵‍💫🤣

[greg @greg16676935420]

Time to make banana bread!

[B/R Open Ice @BR_OpenIce]

Budweiser sent celebratory cans to goalies who did not get scored on by Ovi at any point in their careers 😂

(via @BudweiserCanada, @Cujo)

[Madeline @MStrid32]

I'm boutta crash out 🙂

[Madeline @MStrid32]

Calf cramps 35 weeks pregnant is the fucking worst

[Madeline @MStrid32]

I'm crying

[NHL @NHL]

Long-time @Capitals announcer Joe Beninati called Alex Ovechkin's first NHL goal. All these years later, he called Alex Ovechkin's record-breaking goal. 🫡

Iconic. #Gr8ness

[Washington Capitals @Capitals]

Is this the Gr8est goal celly of all-time?

[Madeline @MStrid32]

@BartonDeiters Give me 7 weeks

[Madeline @MStrid32]

@brianna_rae1618 They're going to be soooo excited

[Madeline @MStrid32]

Is why it pisses me off so much that people take 2 whole minutes to back out of a parking spot.... backing into parking spots for life 🤘🏼🤘🏼