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[#1 Space Jam 2 Lover @JoshuaTookes]

Good

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨💣 BREAKING: Tottenham agree club record deal for Mateus Fernandes, HERE WE GO!

Agreement in place at £85m fixed fee as West Ham accept the price they’ve always asked, 100% guaranteed — as @David_Ornstein reports.

Man United will now focus on different targets in midfield.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 Tottenham agree deal to sign Jan Paul van Hecke from Brighton, here we go! 💣

New defender wanted by De Zerbi joining on £52m deal, agreement club to club done after player accepted #THFC conditions last week.

All done and Vuskovic separate case, as @David_Ornstein reports.

[RUPERT @rupertxyz]

> Enhanced Games launched in 2026 as the first “doped Olympics”
> Athletes openly allowed to use steroids, PEDs, anything legal
> Founded on the idea that human limits are artificial and drugs unlock the real ceiling
> Hunter Armstrong shows up
> Two time Olympic gold medalist and former world record holder
> Refuses every drug
> Sings up as the only “non enhanced” swimmer in his field
> Faces a pool full of athletes pumped on steroids
> Wins the 50m backstroke anyway
> Walks away with $250,000

Dude is absolut chad.

[gus @yiddogusdos]

"He finally has his life together. Relegate his favorite football team."

[liam liam liam @horsebox98]

#51

[Emily Carver @CarverEmily]

Tell me.. what exactly was there in the budget for working people?

[Calgie @christiancalgie]

If you missed Kemi, you need to watch this.

A 10/10 Commons performance

[Kemi Badenoch @KemiBadenoch]

This is a Budget for Benefits Street & you’re going to be paying for it!

Reeves has broken her promises and hiked taxes by another £26 billion. All to fund more welfare and keep Labour MPs off her back.

No one will trust her again.

[Scotty T MBE @ScottGShore]

This is Rachel Reeves - the face of pure evil.

They’ve now made it popular to NOT work, have up to six kids you can’t afford and be dependant on the state…

I wonder why they want that.

Anyone who voted Labour and continues to champion them - I sincerely wish you the worst.

2029 can’t come quick enough

[Chris Rose @ArchRose90]

In short, the Budget will make people who wake up early for work, pay more to make it easier for those who don’t wake up until midday.

Same old Labour.

[Tom Garratt @Tgarratt10]

Hhahahahahah some chant

[HLTCO @HLTCO]

That Ballard block was sensational. As good as a goal that.

[Jamie Kennedy @jamierkennedy]

No captain has ever won THREE straight Ryder Cups.

Just saying…

[Jonathan Wall @jonathanrwall]

Five days later and I still can’t get this one out of my head. Full sicko mode.

[Luke Donald @LukeDonald]

It has been an unbelievable privilege to Captain these 12 men again. We set out to create history in New York and to become only the fifth European team to win in America. We achieved that. Keegan and the US team deserve huge credit for how they played on Sunday. We knew they would be formidable opponents and they were. That’s what makes our achievement even more special. Incredibly proud to say 47 Europeans have now won the Ryder Cup in America. This is a victory for everyone involved in Team Europe. #OurTimeOurPlace

[James Marsh @j_marsh98]

Lowry to every person that heckled him.
#RyderCup #TeamEurope

[Chris McMenamy @cmcmenamy_]

A generational pintman winning it in the US after spending three days telling finance bros to fuck off. Have to respect it.

[Ryder Cup Europe @RyderCupEurope]

SHANE LOWRY!! Ryder Cup retained.

[Ewan Murray @mrewanmurray]

And loses the hole.