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[melanie cowger @MSybert]

I just wrote a review on Wendy Linen https://t.co/8Y3yfUY8kV via @yotpo

[Mayhem @Mayhem]

Before we say "I do", I gotta get a few things off my chest. #WeddingsAreMayhem

[Gail Walden @GailWalden6]

I do not love wine APRIL FOOLS

[melanie cowger @MSybert]

@LyndenMatthews don't you know someone that has a bed???

[Women's Humor @womenshumor]

13…all weekend long.

[Women's Humor @womenshumor]

My decision to drink coffee is less for me and more for everyone else around me, as a courtesy.

[melanie cowger @MSybert]

Got my vote in!! #Trump2016 #TrumpTrain

[melanie cowger @MSybert]

If I ever won the lottery I wouldn't quit my job, I would just treat some people how they need to be treated, until I got fired. #assholes

[theBERRY @theberry]

Me: I'm not drinking tonight.
Also me:

[Women's Humor @womenshumor]

My greatest fear is that PMS is fake and this is my real personality.

[theBERRY @theberry]

Happy Halloween!!!

[Amanda @Manda_like_wine]

This Halloween I'm dressing as the scariest thing I can think of, an empty wine bottle.

[Baby Sideburns @BabySideburns]

Uhhhhh, no, I do NOT wear a ponytail EVERY day. Today I didn’t pull the hair all the way through, so it’s a bun.

[melanie cowger @MSybert]

I'm still waiting on one last wave of puberty to come along and finally make me hot. #lifeIsHard #gettingOldSucks

[Women's Humor @womenshumor]

Screw dieting and working out. The only way I'm going to get smokin' hot is if my house goes up in flames.

[theBERRY @theberry]

I don't think it's a coincidence that #debatenight falls on a #WineWednesday ... 🍷🍷🍷

[Bitch Code @ReaIBossBitch]

I wish I could afford the fashion taste I have. I wish I had the bodү for the fashion taste I have.

[theBERRY @theberry]

25 Texts From Moms That Are As Inappropriate As They Are Hilarious https://t.co/VbXKSQfpGO