Phil Aufdencamp

[Phil Aufdencamp @MTBAnEngineer]

Just saw a book titled "How to talk so your husband will listen" where is the book titled "How not to be an asshole to your wife? #Feminism

[Phil Aufdencamp @MTBAnEngineer]

@daufdenc #MindTheGap

[Phil Aufdencamp @MTBAnEngineer]

Can someone please direct me to the "x" that everyone seems to think is in the word "espresso"?

[Phil Aufdencamp @MTBAnEngineer]

TIL : Johnny Walker black. Nawt dat bad

[Phil Aufdencamp @MTBAnEngineer]

The Gilmore girls references to a Clinton presidency are so painful to watch #Election2016

[Phil Aufdencamp @MTBAnEngineer]

@USPS employee is trying to explain to a client how rounding works who just isn't getting it. 16.8 becomes 17. 16.2 becomes 16. #mathskills

[Phil Aufdencamp @MTBAnEngineer]

@CitizenRadio can you explain the beef with Nate Silver? Talk about an axe to grind

[Chelsea Handler @chelseahandler]

The North Dakota Pipeline needs more media coverage. Pls retweet and retweet until they stop taking these poor people's land. #outrage

[Phil Aufdencamp @MTBAnEngineer]

@Trevornoah your interview with Tomi won me over. Very persistent and reasoned debate. Thanks for the new @TheDailyShow

[Phil Aufdencamp @MTBAnEngineer]

Without Carnegie Mellon racing, I would not be where I am #givingCMUday

[Phil Aufdencamp @MTBAnEngineer]

I would never "recommend" @comcast. But currently you have to eat a Turd Sammich for Internet, and at least they give you Sriracha.

[Phil Aufdencamp @MTBAnEngineer]

@bikesnobnyc IT'S HAPPENING https://t.co/puyqFWINEx

[Bicycling Magazine @BicyclingMag]

Gravel goes aero with the 3T Exploro: https://t.co/WY1sChFvtB

[McLaren Plus @TeamMcLaren]

What is sure to be an emotional #AbuDhabiGP, we’re offering fans a chance to win a A3 photo signed by JB. Just RT to enter.

[Phil Aufdencamp @MTBAnEngineer]

Centaurs scare the hell out of me because it's one part wild unpredictable, easily frightened, violent animal, and one part horse.

[Phil Aufdencamp @MTBAnEngineer]

Idea. @CNNPolitics for your 2020 election coverage, if you aren't actively reporting results, just show us a puppy live stream

[Phil Aufdencamp @MTBAnEngineer]

Guys there is going to be a @realDonaldTrump Presidential library. Probably just an anthology of his tweets.

[Phil Aufdencamp @MTBAnEngineer]

@realDonaldTrump the silent majority is a big smelly fart, eeking out of America's anus without making a sound

[Phil Aufdencamp @MTBAnEngineer]

Donald Trump is advocating a 100% background check for potential employees, but not guns. #nextfouryears

[Namira Islam @namirari]

Look again at these states. And then look at the ones that were close & went to Trump this election.

[Phil Aufdencamp @MTBAnEngineer]

My question is will @realDonaldTrump get to keep his twitter account?