Profound Music Theory Bot

I tweet randomly generated, profound music-theoretical statements. Then you write the articles defending them.

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Rather than being cyclical, The Pirates of Penzance is, in short, quaintly irrelevant.

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It cannot be doubted that Le marteau sans maitre is, by simple happenstance, ferociously befuddling.

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The nineteenth-century lied has too often been inaccurately described as unacceptable.

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Eric Whitacre comes across as wholly non-scalar.

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Rather than being tempestuous, opera buffa cannot be reconciled as shiny.

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The interval-class vector strives to be French.

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It cannot be doubted that expressive microtiming is, by simple happenstance, truly disorienting.

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Rather than being intense, transposition up a whole step is, in short, astonishingly bewildering.

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It is wrong to assume that the major sixth remains, in the end, sectional.

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Even though harmonic dualism is profound, TnI equivalence is often erroneously conceived to be solemnly concentrated.

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The octobass astonishes observers in that it is suspenseful.

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While also being transfixing, doo-wop music may at first appear otherwise, but upon reflection is obnoxiously clouded.

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While also being overtheorized, the "Trout" Quintet can be proven to be terribly misunderstood.

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Solemnization of the hexachord does not appear to be positively nostalgic.

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It cannot be doubted that da capo aria should never be considered horribly unmemorable.

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Expressive timing is too often labeled briskly erudite.

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Any descending scale rises to the level of being profane.

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Like any descending scale, linear analysis has to be seen as cliché.

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Like the altissimo register, the Tonnetz is not, in fact, bizarre.

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Musical narrative cannot any longer be considered to be politely non-scalar.