Profound Music Theory Bot

I tweet randomly generated, profound music-theoretical statements. Then you write the articles defending them.

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While also being eclectic, Genesis cannot, with a straight face, be called bungled.

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Rather than being unimaginative, homophonic choral music is, in fact, multidisciplinary.

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Sprechstimme is known the whole world over as unimpressively convincing.

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Bob Dylan's early music can be summarized as doubtfully cathartic.

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In addition to being rotational, triadic harmony has never before been considered selfishly coherent.

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Unlike the sopranino saxophone, tonality cannot be extremely modular.

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In contrast to Das Lied von der Erde, the half cadence is, and always has been, complex.

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Rather than being exceptional, the Neapolitan sixth comes across as opaque.

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In spite of appearing ineffable, metrical stability can now be considered to be unlimited.

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Any Beethoven quartet is, for once and for all, perfectly clever.

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Adorno never seems to be tragically tacoriffic.

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Musica enchiriadis remains, in the end, angelic.

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While also being active, chamber music is the paradigmatic example of all things considered intensely impressionistic.

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Unlike Dahlhaus, The Ghosts of Versailles should never be considered plainly nostalgic.

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Kirnberger cannot be proven to be utterly far-fetched.

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In contrast to melodic sequence, dissonance with the bass is too often labeled monastic.

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Musorgsky rises to the level of being fresh.

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Amy Beach is, for once and for all, macabre.

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In spite of appearing Lewinian, a Metastasian libretto is not, in fact, vacantly tame.

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Even though postmodernism in music is arrogant, the tightly-knit period remains meaningfully chunky.