MC

probably talking about your horoscope or Dolly Parton - ΧΩ

[MC @MTClarke10]

Enter @ettitude Happiness At Home Giveaway to win $3,400+ worth of homeware & beauty goodies! https://t.co/FNpO9jS4TW

[Bonnaroo @Bonnaroo]

#Bonnaroo at night is sooo magical. If you know, you know. ✨

[Jurassic Park Updates @JurassicPark2go]

we’re hosting coachella

[Bonnaroo @Bonnaroo]

Say goodbye to long treks into Centeroo! 👉 Climb aboard the Jamtrak Powered by Allegiant, a convenient + free transportation option that will run all day & night and be available throughout the campground with multiple routes + stops along the way.⁣ ✌️🌼 https://t.co/zYsXMvHzQ6

[Bonnaroo @Bonnaroo]

Your 2022 #Bonnaroo Lineup is finally here! ⛺️🌈
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Tickets go on sale this Thursday, January 13 at Noon CT. 🎟 Explore the Bonnaroo experience at https://t.co/zYsXMvHzQ6 ✨⁣⁣⁣
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#RadiatePositivity

[eli yudin @eliyudin]

“I’ll have a Corona... hold the virus!” -a dad on vacation somewhere in Florida right now

[randy @RandyEmillio]

Us: 2020 is gonna be our year

*3 months later*

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

I would be so happy if my brain could just stop thinking for like, one day a week. just..no thoughts. simply empty, nothing in the brain, pure vibin

[devilette @deviIette]

Shrek in Spanish is superior to the English version because of this scene.

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

insane that dating is just hanging out with someone until you either gradually become disgusted by them or you sign a paper telling the government you like them enough to continue hanging out with them forever

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

lighting a candle won’t technically solve all your problems but wouldn’t you rather cry in a room that smells like “sweater weather”

[MC @MTClarke10]

@alex_seeley Ha. Ha.

[Hilligans 🍺 @hilligansbg]

5th year students rolling into their 11am class

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

blueberries are the worst of the berries. don’t even deserve the title berry

[Isa @lunaxkidd]

Facebook never fails to make my day.
“ put him back? Why? I’m trynna talk about fish “ 😂😂😂

[schnitt talk @schnitt_talk]

it’s recruitment szn ladies! for all the initiated sisters, i hope this convo gives you PTSD. for all incoming freshmen... get ready to have this exact conversation 658 times 🥳

[MC @MTClarke10]

PSA I did not just follow you - I’ve always been following you - twitter just decided to delete my twitter life - please forgive me.. this is not a validation of our friendship - ily all -mtclarke10 is back

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

woke up to find that last night I texted like 14 people unnecessarily long messages about how much I love them and value their friendship and I think I might’ve accidentally discovered the only acceptable form of drunk texting