F͍͈r̥̘aͅn̘ki͚͕e͙̹ ̺M͙ọ͔o͍n

Bringing Bummers to your table since 2013.

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https://t.co/KIZuHh2W7k go listen to my rap album.

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At the hospital

Doctor: what seems to be the problem

Me, great big sunglasses on. Guy fieri flames button up. Basketball shorts. Star and moon tevas: “ Doctor I think there’s cum in my stool”

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Hippos get so mad they shit and I hope to reach that level of aggression some day

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The Church:

Me: yeah that’s great and all but can he turn water into winning lottery numbers? Didn’t think so

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Having a non zero amount of diarrhea today

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Me tied up and unmasked: And I would’ve gotten away with it too if it wasn’t for you meddling kids and that SEXY dog of yours

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Kingcobrajfs is dead and I feel like pure shit

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@Blazingoth Inuyashiki last hero. violent shit

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@Blazingoth I learned about this through u thanks

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@Blazingoth Ifunny is a thing still. It sucks but it still has the scrolling fix to a degree.

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@elonmusk can you tell mark to help me
Get my Facebook back it was hacked

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My Facebook was hacked

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@SickAnimation Following AGAIN

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@Blazingoth “💀” I gotta see who’s good at overwatch

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Tonguing a zyn out of the container Is like putting a condom on with your mouth .

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@psychicpebble happy Van Halen times day

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@OnePieceAnime tell oda to take as long as he needs for these chapters i understand now

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@matthwatson Okay this one is a video camera with boobs on it

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@matthwatson Spent like 30 minutes on the shading on the upper lip

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@SickAnimation Grill daddy Marc

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Wipe before you shit