Matthew Tjepkema

Technical Director for Glenview Management Ltd. in Ottawa, cottage lover, single father award twice. cheese connoisseur.

[Stellarix @Stellarixorine]

🚨 SPACEX TRIED TO CATCH A 70-METER BUILDING FALLING FROM SPACE - AND THIS HAPPENED

Super Heavy booster coming back, Mechazilla arms closing... then fireball 🔥🚀

What most don't know: Starship Super Heavy = 71m tall, 33 Raptor engines, 7,500 tons thrust. SpaceX catch system = no landing legs to save weight - has to be caught mid-air like chopsticks grabbing a skyscraper. Fail = big boom but data = gold. That London account got 4M likes because everyone wants to see rockets get caught.

They don't land rockets anymore. They catch them.

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

This billboard wasn't allowed in public, so please don't look at it or retweet it. Thanks https://t.co/mRWHMOKn4F

[Skint Eastwood @Skint_Eastwood1]

Ricky Gervais on 60 Minutes Makes a Crystal-Clear Case for Free Speech

He put it perfectly: the great thing about freedom of speech is that I can say what I want, and you can say you're offended, and I get to decide whether I care or not.

Because let's be honest, there's nothing you can say that someone, somewhere won't find offensive.

That's why blasphemy laws are so absurd, they're basically trying to protect an all-powerful deity from having its feelings hurt.

At the end of the day, we should be free to criticise any idea.

Just because you're offended doesn't automatically mean you're right.

Spot on, Ricky. Free speech isn't about never upsetting anyone, it's about the right to speak anyway.

[Mario Nawfal @MarioNawfal]

🇨🇦 “MMIWG2SLGBTQQIA+”: Canada’s newest ultra-inclusive acronym.

It went from a community to a damn banking password…

[Fake Mark Carney @MarkCarney_Ego]

Canada has entered a recession, and my defecit is projected to be around $100-billion.

We also lost 40,000 jobs last month, have no trade deals with America, and are paying 35% tariffs.

And I still haven't broken down provincial trade barriers.

But here's a picture of my cat.

[Matthew Tjepkema @MTJEP]

@obj_news Can we concentrate on the LRT to Trim getting finished first please!!

[FearBuck @FearedBuck]

families may have been divided but the world is united

[Mr Bench @therealmrbench]

Calling 911 in Vancouver.

[Matthew Tjepkema @MTJEP]

@BillyM2k Norm!

[Dacey Media @chrisdacey]

Pierre Poilievre arrives at the House of Commons and stops to talk and shake hands with a few construction workers before walking over to address the gathered media.

He even gives a woman directions in the middle of all of this.

No RCMP pushing people back, what a novel approach!

[Matthew Tjepkema @MTJEP]

@brianlilley Yes. And the PBD podcast, and Theo Von. PBD explains very well how he could have gained more popularity by avoiding MSM including CBC.

[YEGWAVE @yegwave]

Alberta Premier Danielle Smith has strong words for Canadian Prime Minister Mark Carney and the Liberal Party.

[End Wokeness @EndWokeness]

Congratulations to Spain and Portugal on achieving net zero ahead of schedule

[Evan Solomon @EvanLSolomon]

Great to meet with the Regent Park Tenants’ Association this evening. Under @markjcarney’s plan, we will build all types of homes and provide tax incentives to build new rental housing.

[TSN @TSN_Sports]

Poppy McIlroy brings the crowd to their feet after this incredible putt 🥹

(via @TheMasters)

[Matthew Tjepkema @MTJEP]

@KatKanada_TM What on earth is he rambling on about?? 🫏🫏

[Matthew Tjepkema @MTJEP]

@govt_corrupt Carbon tax!

[Dr. Proud Yardman @ChrisPinnock1]

My wife called to tell me she saw a fox on the way to work.
I asked her how she knew it was on its way to work.

She hung up on me.