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[Matt Miller @MTMLLR]

@Stuckey2 Can’t we be mad about both.

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@SheaSerrano Pretty sure he mentioned Rogue One in a non related column. his dad was surprised they didn’t make Diego change his accent.

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@davidgungor I think that was the play call.

[Grinnell GBB @GrinnellGBB]

Introducing #32, senior Sydney Miller! Here are some of her favorites😇

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@riggser @TylerHuckabee Seagull’s are often setup with very low action

[pourmecoffee @pourmecoffee]

Re-associating Iowa with waving at the kids in the hospital. Slow, but necessary work.

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@GRINNELL_AD Does that smoke represent the airborne flu virus rapidly spreading through the team

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@jessetink “Also they for sure will not onside kick so everybody relax on special teams “

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@JonathanNance Battery life “less than two hours”

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@dsmithgrinnell @ScottPease9 And up next is Tombstone? I’m your huckleberry.

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@JonathanNance

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Brutalized Toothbrush Wishes Owner Would Just Let It Die https://t.co/1VyPLsf1CB

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@sarafitz The sentence that ends in “Will Be Had” is in two different colors, two font sizes, occupies 3 lines, and has 13 capitalized words. 🤣 ONE SENTENCE

[Jared Byas @jbyas]

Social media these days:

Meme in favor of my position: *licks finger & holds it up in the air* “yeah that feels accurate.”

Meme opposed to my position: *pulls out law textbooks* “WHERE IS THE CORROBORATING FIRST PERSON ACCOUNT OR PRIMARY SOURCE?”

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@jeffekirby 6 lbs?

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@JonathanNance Screen grab makes it look way worse than it was.

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@JonathanNance Sounds like the right pedal to me.

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@TylerHuckabee Can you imagine if he had read the Beatitudes? He’d be sent to Guantanamo.

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@andysquyres I’m not criticizing your tweet. I know that wasn’t your conclusion. This thread has been used as an “I told you so” towards young progressives. I read it as a critique of pastors who parade the certitude and clarity of their hermeneutic.

[Matt Miller @MTMLLR]

@andysquyres That thread describes how people who have been to seminary are failing their congregations, not how the Liturgists have failed those who haven’t. Granted, anyone stuck in deconstruction becomes a cynic helping no one.