โWhat does he do for work?โ โHeโs 6โ5.โ
โWhatโs his name?โ โWho cares, heโs 6โ5.โ
โThe way this SNL sketch completely weaponized dating app culture into an unboxing toy is painfully accurate. You donโt need hobbies, charisma, or emotional depth when your entire personality is literally just being tall and having hair on your head.
โA man whose only conversational contribution is โDamn, that sucksโ and โSleeping feels so good when youโre tiredโ is walking around with a roster right now. Don't lie.