Never mind wildfires who's going to foot the laundry bill for all the soiled trousers?
Government issues warning and a nation shits itself, quite literally.
Now that the dust has settled on the world cup, let's take a look at some of things we have learned from the latest tournament.
FIFA have taken their corruption to the next level.
The USA should never be allowed to host it ever again.
I can't believe people are advocating that Thomas Tuchel be peddled and replaced with Eddie Howe. They obviously weren't watching Newcastle last season.
Defending a one goal lead, Howe would have made exactly the same changes as Tuchel only sooner, same outcome.
@CarolinePo75107@billy6715 There used to be a Levi factory in North Shields, the amount of stuff that came out of there and sold locally was quite something. Ditto Welch's sweet factory. I can still taste those football chews and traffic light lollies
@micknufc In the 1970s, we had a chairman called Westwood, who was a proper pirate, but at least he had the good grace to wear an eye patch so people knew exactly what he was.
These charlatans hide behind corporate buzzwords and false promises.