matty t 🌊🌊 | SB LIX Champion & CU Graduate

“They hate to see a mf from New Jersey winning” @Eagles / @Phillies / @CUBuffsFootball

[matty t 🌊🌊 | SB LIX Champion & CU Graduate @MT_Rift]

I’m a college graduate!! #SkoBuffs

[matty t 🌊🌊 | SB LIX Champion & CU Graduate @MT_Rift]

Closer to 2030 than 2020 btw

[evelyn 🏳️‍⚧️ @Jahtri16]

“2020 election was stolen” gimmick in 2026

[matty t 🌊🌊 | SB LIX Champion & CU Graduate @MT_Rift]

Tank Bigsby RT’d😭

[Anthony DiBona @DiBonaNFL]

The Tank Bigsby trade might be one of Howie Roseman’s worst trades of all-time.

[matty t 🌊🌊 | SB LIX Champion & CU Graduate @MT_Rift]

I’m so grateful for the 2024 Eagles

[Normie 🐧 @NixToWaddle]

We will never see anything like 2024 Arrowhead

[Bill Boobichick @RamsesTar]

My ex should be serving life in prison for animal abuse for the way she treated the goat

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

In Texas they told me to stop at Buc-ee's for gas.

I have been to shrines. I have stood in temples that took two hundred years to build.

I was not prepared for the gas station.

There were one hundred and twenty fuel pumps.

I counted them because I did not believe them.

A man beside me was filling a truck the size of my first apartment, and he was not filling it because it was empty.

He was filling it because he was here, and here is where a man fills things.

Inside was a hall so vast I lost the horizon.

A wall of jerky. A wall of fudge I did not know the country produced.

A brisket sandwich handed to me by a man in a beaver costume.

And I want to be clear, the beaver is not a mascot.

The beaver is a saint.

The people speak of him the way my grandmother spoke of the mountain behind her house.

And the bathrooms.

I had been warned about the bathrooms and I had dismissed the warning as the pride of a loud people.

I was wrong to dismiss it.

The bathrooms are famous across the whole state and they have earned it.

I have slept in worse hotels. I nearly bowed upon entering.

A janitor was polishing the floor with the devotion of a man tending a garden he loved, and when I thanked him he said "welcome in," which I have since learned is what Texas says instead of hello, and also instead of I am glad you exist.

I went in for gas. I was inside for ninety minutes.

I came out with fudge, a shirt printed with a joke I do not fully understand, forty dollars of jerky, and a feeling I can only describe as having been to church.

I did not need any of it.

I needed all of it.

I have walked through the great cathedrals of the old world. I lit no candle there.

I lit no candle at Buc-ee's either.

But I did fill the truck.

And I understand now that in Texas, this is the same thing.

[WILD SPICY🔥 @OhFuckYeahBud82]

If it was me out there #different

[matty t 🌊🌊 | SB LIX Champion & CU Graduate @MT_Rift]

People forgot about how good Watts’ villains were because it’s been 7 years since Holland has fought one

[buggy @bugtrio]

this only works because Jon Watts actually excelled with his villains

[matty t 🌊🌊 | SB LIX Champion & CU Graduate @MT_Rift]

Pay off my student loans for my fake career then fatass @JDVance

[FactPost @factpostnews]

Vance: A lot of the people who are going and getting 4-year degrees, they're not like engineers and doctors. They have fake jobs

[matty t 🌊🌊 | SB LIX Champion & CU Graduate @MT_Rift]

Best defense in the NFL🔜

[SleeperNFL @SleeperNFL]

Can you guess this NFL defense based on where they played college football? 👀

[matty t 🌊🌊 | SB LIX Champion & CU Graduate @MT_Rift]

@Jukobut3 @IsaacClarkeFNaF

[matty t 🌊🌊 | SB LIX Champion & CU Graduate @MT_Rift]

@OinkFish_Pigs

[Royals Kingdom🤴(38-59) @kingdom_royals]

Hilarious two tweet sequence

[NFL @NFL]

No. 78 on the NFL Top 100 Players of 2026…

@AZCardinals LB Josh Sweat! @NFLFilms

[Philadelphia 76ers @sixers]

HE’S HERE. 🗣️

welcome to Philly, @FCHWPO

@BankofAmerica

[Samuel L. Jackson @SamuelLJackson]

Wishing You a Blessed Fourth 🙏🏾🇺🇸
Much Love, UNCLE SAM

[Joey Chestnut @joeyjaws]

Bad day to be a hot dog!! Happy 4th of July!!!

[Joel Embiid @JoelEmbiid]

Trust The Process!!!! Find a new slant @KingJames

[Life of a Philly Fan @PhillyFanLife]

Get ready to high five at the free throw line buddy

[𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐅𝐚𝐫 𝐑𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐒𝐢𝐝𝐞 @TheFarRightSide]

It's not like she could say "no" here. You know, because of the implication.

[Keith McMillan @D3Keith]

Philly traded a 29-year-old disgruntled and possibly misunderstood Brown in the prime of his career to New England, and Boston sent one right back.