Mason Teigen

[Mason Teigen @MTeigen]

@kcteigen shiiiit they'll just give us the million right there 😂

[Mason Teigen @MTeigen]

@kcteigen ah hell sign me up for Americas got talent!

[Mason Teigen @MTeigen]

@kcteigen you coulda said so! I'm one helluva singer!

[Mason Teigen @MTeigen]

@kortnayy25 😂 https://t.co/Q1AHTFp0Yq

[Mason Teigen @MTeigen]

Knees.

[Mason Teigen @MTeigen]

Hahaha good! Creeped me out for a second @shanelutz30 https://t.co/evNVRvuBLV

[Mason Teigen @MTeigen]

Heya! Did someone hack you? lol @shanelutz30 https://t.co/lsW8vLThoP

[Mason Teigen @MTeigen]

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[Mason Teigen @MTeigen]

@cjeangil hahahaha https://t.co/un4b077WKw

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

True love is not having to hold your farts in anymore.

[Mason Teigen @MTeigen]

@cjeangil hahahahahahahahahaha https://t.co/tl16Ov3Nb4

[Mason Teigen @MTeigen]

@cjeangil https://t.co/1YvrP8ZY7b

[Mason Teigen @MTeigen]

“@Sheldon_Jokes: http://t.co/weg2fqAGQf”@cjeangil

[Mason Teigen @MTeigen]

“@autocorrects: Barber: What you want?

Him: You ever seen Hitler's moustache?

Barber: Say no more”@cjeangil

[Earl Dibbles Jr @EarlDibblesJr]

If you don't like George Strait, I don't like you.