Matt Teitenberg

| UA 19 |

[V. @mcvncent]

We used to be a country. A proper country.

[Matt Teitenberg @MTeitenberg]

@GabiTagliaferri It was 76 here. Had to break out the vest

[Matt Teitenberg @MTeitenberg]

@jesssuckkaa Yes come to the dark side

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

July was Earth's hottest month ever recorded, according to the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration

[🐈‍⬛🎃America Is Musty🎃🐈‍⬛ @DragonflyJonez]

Bro. I say this with no malice at all. I don't give a shit what you do. But this whole "I'm not governed by fear or cowardice" shit....please get over yourself, man. You're not fuckin William "Braveheart" Wallace just bc you refuse to set up an appointment at Walgreens

[Primates @PrimatesDaily]

Just a monkey and cat being best buds

[timthetatman👑 @timthetatman]

A message to the worst one on the team...

[Doc  @DocAtCDI]

My wife and I are sitting on the couch watching tv and I hear a text, realizing I left my phone in the kitchen, I get up, go to the kitchen to check it...

and its a text from my wife:

Please bring the chips on your way back

[🫧 @justtarandom]

13 seconds well spent 🥺🥺🥺

[Matt Teitenberg @MTeitenberg]

@BasedAsian69 You tryna trade fruits

[Bird @BirdExecutive]

She said “fever” and trump was OUT of there lmaoo