Matthew Theall

California's most successful Pro Wrestling Manager and Commentator!

[Matthew Theall @MTheall]

@STARZ your preview for Return to House on Haunted Hill on @PrimeVideo doesn’t work. My friend @ddellington was really saddened by this. I’m standing up for him. Please fix the preview so he can find his smile again.

[Matthew Theall @MTheall]

Hey @BfordAnderson what’s the deal with the moldy fruit on Sunny and Carly’s kitchen counter?

[Matthew Theall @MTheall]

Hey @ca_edd my friend needs to reset his UI Online password but the automated mail system isn’t sending him a reset link. Can you help?

[Matthew Theall @MTheall]

@matthewmercer Thank you for being so breathtakingly honest on #BetweenTheSheets. @BrianWFoster is at his best during these interviews!

[Matthew Theall @MTheall]

@PerryVonVicious @LeviShapiro @buddy_royal I can take sides. TRADITION lives within @LeviShapiro!

[Matthew Theall @MTheall]

@JeremyECrawford, If a creature is polymorphed, does Hunter’s Sense detect from the original creature or the one it’s changed into?

[Matthew Theall @MTheall]

Midnight with @buddy_royal! This week's topic: @PerryVonVicious's poor ability and being a friend! https://t.co/ydxDqzTS89

[Matthew Theall @MTheall]

Down with @PerryVonVicious!

[Matthew Theall @MTheall]

Help Levi #GetASandwich. Every #TheallStar deserves one. https://t.co/0O6ijB2luw

[Levi Shapiro @LeviShapiro]

Everyone should help my bologna sandwich addiction! https://t.co/AHBB9OZs57 for all things Classic Connection! ! Buy a shirt and wear it!!

[Matthew Theall @MTheall]

Saying Im #BetterThanCoffee isn't disparaging to coffee. I'm better than everything. Matthew Theall, #TheGreatestThingOnEarth https://t.co/Zw2PouNJbp

[The Human Monster Truck • ペリー @PerryVonVicious]

NOTHING is better than coffee, you savage! First @buddy_royal rags on @alyankovic, now you speak ill of #coffee?!? How were we ever friends? https://t.co/nMC1NnbgLj

[Matthew Theall @MTheall]

Which government agency do I petition to create #NationalSuperiorDay in honor of my best, good friend @AGBSuperiorMan? #FeelTheBurn

[Matthew Theall @MTheall]

You may be eating right & in the best shape of your life, but without me your brain is only half as great. #ImBetterThanCoffee https://t.co/5TQaMxJhkQ

[The Human Monster Truck • ペリー @PerryVonVicious]

@MTheall Whoops! Here's a pajama-clad breakfast update:

[Matthew Theall @MTheall]

It's always a good morning when you aren't bombarded by @PerryVonVicious's endless rantings on everything from breakfast foods to wrestling.

[Matthew Theall @MTheall]

@LeviShapiro's #FruityPleaser would outsell @PerryVonVicious's #OldFashionedCreamSoda. I've already had the focus group. #NonAlternativeFact

[Matthew Theall @MTheall]

Who did @SHAQ ever beat? "Shap" @LeviShapiro is a decorated master of tag teams. @buddy_royal has pushed him to heights we never dreamed of. https://t.co/cIaQ6UBTQJ

[The Human Monster Truck • ペリー @PerryVonVicious]

@MTheall I mean, sure, I've never seen a picture of @LeviShapiro & @SHAQ together... but I'm certain Shaq > Shap. He has to be.

[Matthew Theall @MTheall]

@PerryVonVicious Shut up, Perry. Nobody likes you.

[Matthew Theall @MTheall]

Shap > Shaq https://t.co/gaq8qdWKl0

[The Human Monster Truck • ペリー @PerryVonVicious]

Don't try to pin "Shap" on me! I think it's just as terrible as you do. We're on the same side on this one. https://t.co/9RIxtGq1sb

[Matthew Theall @MTheall]

@PerryVonVicious You don't understand what friendship is. It's not pass/fail. @AGBSuperiorMan, @LeviShapiro & @buddy_royal won't abandon me.

[Matthew Theall @MTheall]

@PerryVonVicious Seems your return to comedy is just as ineffective as your return(s) to wrestling. When you quit, who gets left behind?

[Matthew Theall @MTheall]

When #TheClassicConnection celebrates our @ActionCstEmpire Tag Title retention, we will be partying w/ sponsor @BlackBearDiner Emeryville.