Murph

LDS-X, Beginner peacemaker, Trying and often failing to be like Christ, but trying again.

[Murph @MToTheSquare]

@Higboltt I bet you’d love to educate me.

[Murph @MToTheSquare]

🎶 Mormons aren’t Christian 🎶
🎶 This I know 🎶
🎶 Because the Pastor on Reddit, told me so 🎶

[Murph @MToTheSquare]

@Higboltt That sounds like a question statement. 🤔

[Murph @MToTheSquare]

@NoDisassemble5 If that’s a tough story to believe, I’ve got another story about a guy who healed a blind person by rubbing spit and mud in their eyes. I believe that one too.

[Murph @MToTheSquare]

@PBrady77 Tell me more about what I believe!

[Murph @MToTheSquare]

@ElliottSithus Different Jesus? I’ve never heard that one before. 🙄

[Murph @MToTheSquare]

@Higboltt Where?

[Murph @MToTheSquare]

@NoDisassemble5 I had no idea, my shelf is broken.

[Murph @MToTheSquare]

@AndrewYorke55 Apparently not, you should teach me my religion.

[Murph @MToTheSquare]

@Pehliche Cool story bro. 😎

[Murph @MToTheSquare]

@DonaAnaJones I’m literally shaking RN.

[Murph @MToTheSquare]

Hey look! I found something @SecWar did that the @sltrib likes!

https://t.co/RvHKIK0vs6

[Murph @MToTheSquare]

As a Latter-Day Saint who has run TWO Catholic Nonprofits. I’d like to vouch for our Catholic leadership in Utah, who admire our discipleship in Christ. They know us, and aren’t like these TikTok yahoos who preach to a 99% empty congregation in the backwoods of North Dakota.

[Murph @MToTheSquare]

@IfindRetards The Evil one.

[Murph @MToTheSquare]

@ibnDeseretii Exactly, it’s a shell game. They say one thing as if the definition is technically narrow while knowing full well they are projecting to low information individuals that we don’t believe in Jesus Christ at all.

[Murph @MToTheSquare]

@SpoutinghornPC @jasoninthehouse @BasedMikeLee @POTUS Oohh what about Kolob!

[Murph @MToTheSquare]

Always a classic.

[Murph @MToTheSquare]

@DeseretBro Banger.

[Murph @MToTheSquare]

@SpoutinghornPC @jasoninthehouse @BasedMikeLee @POTUS Oohh keep going!

[Murph @MToTheSquare]

@SpoutinghornPC @jasoninthehouse @BasedMikeLee @POTUS Tell us more lies about what we believe Uncle SpoutingHorn. 😀

[Murph @MToTheSquare]

@elonmusk I have an enhancement idea for X. We should be able to do a find and replace for specific words. For example, I’d like every time I see the word “Racist” to replace that word with, “Person who says factual things that trigger liberal retards.”

[rolandsmartin @rolandsmartin]

You are a lying racist