Michael Trabbic

[Michael Trabbic @MTrabbic]

When I was young making love was just for fun, but those days are gone.

[Michael Trabbic @MTrabbic]

Did you ever have a song stuck in your head that you cannot get rid of? Well, I am ALL BY MYSELF!

[Michael Trabbic @MTrabbic]

I am so proud of my wife. https://t.co/fZRuFpRzyj https://t.co/fZRuFpRzyj

[Michael Trabbic @MTrabbic]

I have often been mistaken but never wrong.

[Michael Trabbic @MTrabbic]

If you are allergic to something don't swallow it. I am allergic to bullshit.

[Michael Trabbic @MTrabbic]

I am going to buy some food that I like . . . not the sissy food my wife buys.

[Michael Trabbic @MTrabbic]

I am taking up girl watching when my wife's limo picks her up.

[Michael Trabbic @MTrabbic]

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[Michael Trabbic @MTrabbic]

I do not make wine. I live in the Glass City where we make bottles.

[Michael Trabbic @MTrabbic]

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[Michael Trabbic @MTrabbic]

The Super Bowl is Sunday, February 3, 2019. I will catch up on my sleep.

[Michael Trabbic @MTrabbic]

I get a call asking if my furnace is running. I just hope it does not get too far.

[Michael Trabbic @MTrabbic]

It is so cold that I put de-icer on my bird feeder.

[Michael Trabbic @MTrabbic]

It is so cold that Antartica's hotels are sold out.

[Michael Trabbic @MTrabbic]

It is so cold that witches are wearing heated bras.

[Michael Trabbic @MTrabbic]

I wear a ring that is engraved with "FROM THIS DAY FORWARD." This is true.

[Michael Trabbic @MTrabbic]

It is so cold that even icebergs are shivering.

[Michael Trabbic @MTrabbic]

For many years before I got married I had a poster in my apartment of Janis Joplin. https://t.co/zm3xMNAmcY

[Michael Trabbic @MTrabbic]

I hate my computer!

[Michael Trabbic @MTrabbic]

I have never hit a woman but I have hit on a few.