MP Twerkman

Feck Cevid, Feck Drekferd, Feck Leckdewn.

[MP Twerkman @MTwerkman]

I’m a prick because I think I’m a baller because I wear raulph Lauren, got a white merc that looks like a taxi and the misses got a horse. #thomasatthewheel #baller

[MP Twerkman @MTwerkman]

@nenty_bred Nes wen bred

[MP Twerkman @MTwerkman]

MP of Arse Bandits. Nice to see my boy in the clink today (Jamie Jaffa) even better to get 15 minutes in the toilets with him. Question is was this pic before or after I got bummed. #oopsIDroppedTheSoap #earlyentry

[MP Twerkman @MTwerkman]

Body, mind and soul. Starting Twentytwenty with a beng.
Hair shaved ✅

[CF34 God @workman121]

I’m fed up of people on Instagram with just over 1000 followers telling me how I should live my life and all that shit. Body and mind and all that bollocks frying me only 3 days in to 2021 and every cunt thinks their a life coach mun

[MP Twerkman @MTwerkman]

@tomlmorgan146 @leahbastian2 Sore private’s Sunday morning I know. #openwide #sayahhhg

[MP Twerkman @MTwerkman]

Well it’s nice to see one of the fellow owls having the boys over for Christmas Eve drinks, because there’s no chance that miserable old fart Dennis is going to open that club. It’s not my house, but I’m in charge and I will be on the aux. #thomasatthewheel #screwyoucovid

[MP Twerkman @MTwerkman]

ATTENTION PLEASE!!
I’m very curious, would I have your support for my campaign #THOMASISATTHEWHEEL ??

[MP Twerkman @MTwerkman]

@danielleighall It’s not GOD you need, it’s a good seeing Too from @LukeHowells10 that’ll sort it! #supportinglocalbusinesses #Thomasatthewheel

[MP Twerkman @MTwerkman]

So here I am! Running for the local MP of Maesteg! I am single handedly going to make some outstanding changes to our town! #letitsnow #sortaten #supportinglocalbusinesses