Gustave H

Hotel Owner| Marquette Law ‘87 | Divorced | 2015 Tries/Aird Tournament MVP & Champion

[Gustave H @MUBevConsumer]

Being a guy is so fucking dope

[Gustave H @MUBevConsumer]

@mikeMaher @LanceBroz @MLB You know, there’s a graphic for every batter that comes up before they even step in the box. Also pretty easy to tell who’s pitching by… I don’t know- the name on the back of their jersey?

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@mikeMaher @LanceBroz @MLB What a Gen Z take

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@PackerFanatic19 @FanDuel @AdamSchefter @Wisconsin_fam Why wouldn’t you change anything? My brother in Christ, you haven’t won the division in half a decade. And no, I wouldn’t call backing the brinks truck up to Christian Watson’s driveway a net positive.

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@PackerFanatic19 @FanDuel @AdamSchefter @Wisconsin_fam You’re going to be really pissed when both our team and stadium are better in comparison to Green Bay. Not a lot to look forward to if you’re a packer fan, so I understand the cope.

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@DocBallerday23 @TalkinBaseball_ @TalkinJake @trevorplouffe Says the guy who’s a fan of 9 different teams in 9 different states. Actual loser activity

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@DocBallerday23 @TalkinBaseball_ @TalkinJake @trevorplouffe Nah we’ve had prima donna’s on our team before, no one likes them after a while. It doesn’t fit the bill of our club or culture but it seems to be a standard of yours. PCA would’ve been told early to shut up and hit/field if he played on the southside.

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@DocBallerday23 @TalkinBaseball_ @TalkinJake @trevorplouffe People hate him because he’s a whiny baby. Rizzo was loved by all baseball fans and he played for the cubs. PCA’s tantrums, poor attitude, and overrated nature make him disliked

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@zackiejoe Top 3 shortstop in the MLB and top 10 in homers. Find a new slant

[Gustave H @MUBevConsumer]

I think the biggest compliment a man can get is being told that they look like a “brick shithouse”

[Gustave H @MUBevConsumer]

Cubs jersey at Church #fuckingshrink

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This ended up turning about as worse as you could imagine. You live and you learn

[Gustave H @MUBevConsumer]

God forgive me I’m about to text my ex #gustavefallsofftheladder

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@Charkyblonde10 @letopherr you got any good memories with this stall?

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I think I’m in love

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God forgive me I’m about to text my ex #gustavefallsofftheladder

[Gustave H @MUBevConsumer]

Steak Frites, sautéed Spinach, Absolute fucking despair. The crushing reality of everything I’ve done.

[Gustave H @MUBevConsumer]

God forgive me I’m about to text my ex #gustavefallsofftheladder

[Gustave H @MUBevConsumer]

Everybody in their early 20s is getting fucking married. Should’ve been me #sunday

[Gustave H @MUBevConsumer]

@AlexHossfeld @jlazowski14 @DrewBogs623 Stop it.

[Gustave H @MUBevConsumer]

2 day T break is literally ruining my life

[Gustave H @MUBevConsumer]

@ryancareynyc @FirstTake @RealMikeWilbon Bio checks out, Jesus Christ. Go sit on your thumb you SJW