Eddy

[Eddy @MUFC_Eddy]

It’s for children but also for adults who have gone beyond luxury dining, Michelin star restaurants & just want a decent plate of food.

[Sophie Corcoran @sophielouisecc]

Me and my boyfriend are having a disagreement

Mac and cheese is for children

Correct?

[Eddy @MUFC_Eddy]

You probably haven’t heard it as you no longer know what a radio is!

Have a listen. It’s a belter.

[Sky News @SkyNews]

BREAKING: Sam Fender and Olivia Dean make chart history as "Rein Me In" breaks 73-year record for most weeks at UK number one

https://t.co/PAiZ4D1jU3

📺 Sky 501, Virgin 602, Freeview 233 and YouTube

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 NEW: Jeremy Clarkson says benefits claimants should be forced to write a genuine thank you email to a random worker every week

“It is SO kind of you to go to work every day so that I don’t have to. Thanks to you I was able to buy an even bigger television this week”

[Eddy @MUFC_Eddy]

The geezer deserves a fucking passport after that!

[Wanker Finder @IfindWankers]

Wankers will do anything for a British passport and wankers will fall for it.

[Eddy @MUFC_Eddy]

Have a feeling #ManUnited will pull out another Martial type signing before the end of the window. A complete surprise.

[Eddy @MUFC_Eddy]

It’s more of the case that the world has more cunts in it than it used to.

A private number plate would finish this photo off nicely 👌🏻

[Dume @gietzschean]

The soul of the building is gone

[Eddy @MUFC_Eddy]

People seem to forget that his a very good footballer. Something that as he gets older will allow him to naturally drop deeper and dictate games.

[SIR AHMED @midopido21]

Mason Mount vs Atletico Madrid

[Eddy @MUFC_Eddy]

That’s Bukayo Sakas house.

[Billyboxing2.0 @billyboxing2]

I think it looks better

[Eddy @MUFC_Eddy]

I think he comes in watches main LB and Luke Shaw actually converts to LCB.

[MC @UtdMicah]

Lewis Hall, please my brother. I need you badly.

[Eddy @MUFC_Eddy]

I think Baleba, Hall & a lesser known striker.

[Jamie 🔰 @SirJamieH]

I think we end up signing

-Lewis Hall
-Carlos Baleba
-Ollie Watkins

#MUFC

[Eddy @MUFC_Eddy]

Why is he speaking like that?

[Zara Hussain @zarahussain999]

Viral video of British patriots who allegedly had a meal at a Chinese restaurant, finished it, then complained about the standard of the food because they didn’t want to pay.

Disgraceful behaviour.

[Eddy @MUFC_Eddy]

Giggs LM, Ronaldo RM, Rooney nr 10, Tevez CF (or Berba), Carrick + Scholes CM.

Van der sar GK, Brown RB, Ferdinand + Vidic CB, Evra LB.

Would have been the UNDISPUTED greatest team of all time, had they not been up against Peps Barca of Messi / Iniesta / Xavi & Co.

🔥🔴⚪️⚫️

[Football Tweet ⚽ @Footballtweet]

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 Ryan Giggs wants old school wingers to return in football:

🗣️ "I hope it comes back, left footer on the left, right footer on the right.

We used to play with two centre-forwards or a number 10 and try to beat the full-back on the outside and get a cross in.

I would like to see two wide men beat players on the outside and get crosses in.

I am a bit biased. I was a winger who liked to make things happen and excite the fans.

Sir Alex [Ferguson] used to say 'give the guy who works in the factory something to smile about'.

I liked to pass it forward, to run and try a difficult ball knowing the manager wasn't going to have a go at me."

[Eddy @MUFC_Eddy]

LVG sold Welbeck, Kagawa, Nani, Evans, Evra, Zaha & Keane.

[David Ornstein @David_Ornstein]

🚨 Chelsea exploring move to sign Danny Welbeck from Brighton & Hove Albion. Terms end 2027 & #BHAFC aware of interest. Early stage but optimism on all sides deal can be done; quality + leadership appeals to Alonso / #CFC @TheAthleticFC post @kierangill_DM https://t.co/wVkn0vcK7h

[Eddy @MUFC_Eddy]

There’s going to be a point where the poorer clubs have more money than the richer clubs.

[The Touchline | 𝐓 @TouchlineX]

🚨 𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: Bournemouth want €130M for Junior Kroupi! 💰

— @JijantesFC

[Eddy @MUFC_Eddy]

Is there a white and black Range Rover going to be parked in the driveway too to complement this?

[Looking for Growth @lfg_uk]

Meanwhile, in the UK:

[Eddy @MUFC_Eddy]

The difference between the gent that is Frank Lampard and the silly little bitch that is Lionel Messi…

[🇹🇷 Transfer Haberleri ⚒ @Transferhaber6]

🥶 Frank Lampard, Cristiano Ronaldo'nun ikinci sarı kart görmesini önlemek için pozisyonu bilinçli şekilde hafifletiyor.

[Eddy @MUFC_Eddy]

Haha that’s so good

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🇺🇸 Official, confirmed: Casemiro joins Inter Miami on a free transfer. 🫱🏻‍🫲🏼🇧🇷

Deal confirmed as Casemiro wanted to play in MLS and ready for new chapter next to Lionel Messi.

[Pilib De Brún (Phil Brown) @Malachians]

Do they ever do videos like this warning about the fire hazard of using cheap cladding on buildings?

[Eddy @MUFC_Eddy]

I KNEW cutting staff meal vouchers at Carrington would pay off eventually! 🙃

[utdreport @utdreport]

#mufc would be the only club capable of financially pulling off a move for Vinícius Jr. this summer. The signing bonus, transfer fee, salary, and commissions are all key factors. Real Madrid’s stance is clear: renew his contract or sell him [@Romain_Molina via @madridistahoy]

[Eddy @MUFC_Eddy]

They are holding up a bedsheet with some pen on it after winning a World Cup semi final. Chill.

[Politics Global @PolitlcsGlobal]

🚨🇫🇰 PICTURED: Argentina’s players hold up a sign saying “Las Malvinas” are Argentine

This is factually inaccurate, as the Malvinas, officially named the Falkland Islands, are British