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I like to swim in probably dangerous conditions

[Martín @MUP7172]

Este es mi 5to año leyendo regularmente, iré poniendo en el hilo los libros que he leído. La meta es 24, el año pasado quedé corto, vamos a ver qué tal este.

[Zack Voell @zackvoell]

LinkedIn: just got promoted

Instagram: just went to the gym

X: if you don’t make $20 million before you turn 25 then you’re gay and your entire family will die

[Wong Updates @WongUpdates]

A ‘SEX’ prequel is in development.

It will explore the origins of foreplay

(via: CEO of Sex)

[kou ݁ᛪ༙ @slashedhalo]

i forget that sex is considered a biological need up there w food and water No wonder being horny gets so serious This shit isn’t a game

[Slumdog_Chillionaire @SlumRNA_Dog]

Yakub with his greatest creation

[Nude Gunray @Nude_Gunray]

I wanted to see Florence Pugh's breasts in Spider-Man: Brand New Day.

[݁⋆⭒˚.⋆Galaxy Soldier⋆⭒˚.⋆ @GalaxySoldier]

Charlie Kirk if he locked in

[𝐓𝐨𝐣𝐢. @FireGoku_]

Spider-Man: Brand New Day, if it was peak:

[Percy @percyishim]

Ben Affleck shares how he overcame his alcohol addiction. Says it is not “overpriced rehabs”.

“I hate to say it but the cure for addiction and the only cure I’ve seen is not these overpriced rehabs or these fraudulent fixes that are sold to people”

“The cure for addiction is suffering”

“You suffer enough and then something inside you goes ‘I’m done’”

[USA Reject @sadreturns]

what could possibly be happening in the Basement to warrant this

[autist @litteralyme0]

game of thrones

[Wost🕷️ @mosthiphop]

Tom Holland is 30, this fuckery won’t go on for much longer, thank god

[SÃO-PAULINØ 🇾🇪 @Loki_633]

- "Você é Peter Parker? ou Homem-Aranha?"

- "Eu sou os dois"

Eu no cinema:

[gio @lestatway]

Started crying at the Spider-Man movie and the couple next to me goes “I forgot people take this seriously”

[Koph @Bqsura]

Niggas overhype isolation this shit is miserable 😭😭

[rosey🌹 @thechosenberg]

Has a girlfriend for three months and he’s like “eh maybe living forever would suck”

[Petite Ebony Girl 🇵🇸 @PetiteEbonyGirl]

“My cotton field is better than yours 😂”

[autist @litteralyme0]

I hate when people assume you haven't been through shit jus because ur not a miserable loser with a victim mentality

[Ethereal♡ @Lilys_verses]

Reading a book in public is only performative to people that don’t read books

[Degen CPA @DrewVento]

I’ll come out and say it, I like fat bitches like this

[Mati Smith🇦🇷 @Trumperizar]

Un marroquí ilegal entró a España con la CAMISETA DE BOCA puesta jajajjaj

Momento boke del día.