Eugene Sr

Good morning

[Beetlejuice Green @Beetlepimp]

#diplomaticjuice I been crossin a cuppa borders

[Al Yankovic @alyankovic]

I am profoundly sad to hear that after 67 years, MAD Magazine is ceasing publication. I can’t begin to describe the impact it had on me as a young kid – it’s pretty much the reason I turned out weird. Goodbye to one of the all-time greatest American institutions. #ThanksMAD

[Eugene Sr @MUSCLEhand]

@captainjanks Much better without the system.

[Whitney Cummings @WhitneyCummings]

When a guy is called a bitch it means he’s too weak, when a women is called a bitch it means she’s too aggressive - do any of us have any idea what this word even means?

[Eugene Sr @MUSCLEhand]

@bronk You should feel honored!

[Eugene Sr @MUSCLEhand]

My grandson @ILoveHearses caught this trout!

[Eugene Sr @MUSCLEhand]

@scottthebowler We love you Scott, no matter what hoo hoo does.

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

Abortion is a constitutional right.

[Eugene Sr @MUSCLEhand]

@Nothighregister great appearance Seany.

[Eugene Sr @MUSCLEhand]

@bobohstern Are you or are you not a shapeshifter?

[Eugene Sr @MUSCLEhand]

@salgovernale He looks great!

[Eugene Sr @MUSCLEhand]

@bronk Brunch my ass.

[Eugene Sr @MUSCLEhand]

@bronk Pretty sweet.

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

I’m running for president to restore the promise that every child, regardless of his or her background, has a right to a high-quality public education. When we are in the White House we will oppose the DeVos-style privatization of our nation’s schools.

[Eugene Sr @MUSCLEhand]

@realDonaldTrump @WSJopinion @LouDobbs Please fling all the libcucks over the wall! #shoutyourabortion

[Eugene Sr @MUSCLEhand]

@DrPhalanx You should be nice to Kirkus. Sometimes I take my grandfather's bulbs but I still love him.

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

This is a lie. Puerto Rico has not received $91 billion in aid.

Leaders like @CarmenYulinCruz have fought for Puerto Ricans. President Trump abandoned them.

We will do everything we can to rebuild the island and help Puerto Ricans who are still suffering after Hurricane Maria.

[Glenn Howerton @GlennHowerton]

Yes. Kaitlin pushed us to make Dee just as demented and funny as the guys. We were falling into the shitty writing trap of making the female character the “voice of reason.”

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

You're damn right.

[Gilbert Gottfried @RealGilbert]

Why did the apple, orange and cranberries join the gang? PEAR PRESSURE! I apologize for making such a fruity joke.