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Drunk Frat Successfully Stumbles the Parade Route Again This Year

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Graduates in Shock as Arcade Machines are Now Everywhere

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Student Calculates the Risk-Reward of Skipping All Classes and Making Homecoming Last All Week

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Student's Failing Grades Offset By How Much Tiktok Clout They've Gained This Semester

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University Store Gives Away Twenty Dollar Gift Card, Good For a Third of a Shirt

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Freshman Goes Way Too Hard in Guise of "Self Care"

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WIXQ DJs Discuss Marvel Cinematic Universe For 32nd Straight Week

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Pack of 15 Freshmen Roaming Brookwood Definitely Not Looking for House Party

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Music and Culture Student Makes Same "Needs More Cowbell" Joke for Seventh Time

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Edgy Classmate Thinks Tyler, the Creator and Brockhampton Makes Their Music Tastes Better Than Yours

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Study Finds Occasional Free T-Shirts Totally Worth Going Into Massive Debt

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Student Sells Feet Pics to Afford Rent

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Student Finds Loophole in Parking, Rides Horse to Class

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Two Days Into Semester, Student Already Contemplates Dropping Out

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Students Learn Hard Way: There Ain't No Laws While Drinking Claws, But There Are Consequences

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Freshman Sets Record for Fastest Developing Depression

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Freshman Stashes 200 Cans of White Claw in Laundry Basket During Move-In

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With Another School Year on the Horizon, 27 Year Old Frat Bro Awakens from Hibernation

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Students Unable to Function Properly as Ville Daily is Only Published Twice per Week

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Students Excited For Summer Now Bored, Eager to Return to Campus

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