Mrs. Andy 👩🏼‍🏫

Junior & Senior English Teacher at MVHS | Chapter Advisor for NEHS

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

obsessed with getting in bed at 8:30pm and lighting a little candle and pretending im going to read and then scrolling on tik tok until midnight

[SparkNotes @SparkNotes]

look, did I create a monster whose very existence spits in the face of the natural order? yes. but did I take responsibility for him? well no. did I give him a companion? also no. did I bother telling my loved ones he was running around murdering them? ok see here’s the thing

[Mrs. Andy 👩🏼‍🏫 @MVHSAnderson]

And she was fine with it?!?

[SparkNotes @SparkNotes]

elizabeth when victor frankenstein was like "I have a secret but I can't tell you until after we get married and if you see me running around with daggers and pistols on our wedding night don't worry about it"

[Mill Valley News @millvalleynews]

Final from the Swamp: 35-19 Mill Valley over Aquinas. The Jags will go for their third straight 5A @KSHSAA state title next Saturday in Pittsburg.

[SparkNotes @SparkNotes]

Lady Catherine de Bourgh when she hears Elizabeth might be engaged to Darcy

[SparkNotes @SparkNotes]

Every friend group has a

- Gatsby (no one knows how they afford their lifestyle)
- Daisy (can't drive)
- Tom (the significant other nobody likes)
- Jordan Baker (really into a specific sport)
- Nick Carraway (judgy and awkward at parties)

[SparkNotes @SparkNotes]

Being vaccinated does NOT mean you can host an extravagant party at your West Egg mansion that symbolizes the superficiality and moral corruption of the rich

[SparkNotes @SparkNotes]

Babe are you ok? You've barely plotted against anyone who could stand between us and the Scottish throne today. Why are you washing your hands

[SparkNotes @SparkNotes]

ralph in lord of the flies: hey I have an idea. maybe we should try to get rescued

the other boys: absolutely not, next

[SparkNotes @SparkNotes]

Cranky because the creature you built with fringe science is running around committing murders after you refused to make him a girlfriend, aren't you?

[SparkNotes @SparkNotes]

Macbeth spoilers but there's no context

[Denver Broncos @Broncos]

#ItTakesAllOfUs

[Mrs. Andy 👩🏼‍🏫 @MVHSAnderson]

@nattsteph @GetYourTopHat @callmecaitttt @SwadenSmith @pittstate I will also teach her that comments like this are unacceptable 🙌🏼

[SparkNotes @SparkNotes]

Lady Macbeth giving her husband career advice https://t.co/EJUIIRP7GK

[SparkNotes @SparkNotes]

Oh you like witchcraft? Name 3 townspeople you saw with the devil

[SparkNotes @SparkNotes]

Piggy:

Jack Merridew:

[Mrs. Andy 👩🏼‍🏫 @MVHSAnderson]

@lehn_madelyn Grendel just wanted friends 😭

[Mrs. Andy 👩🏼‍🏫 @MVHSAnderson]

This reminds me of book talks with @lehn_madelyn 😂

[Audra McDonalds Oscar Campaign Manager @_AllThatJaz]

I love my future 7th graders already omg. 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺