Santiago Marquez

[Santiago Marquez @MVP_Q]

Aaron Blank: "Q or quinoa? MVP"

I put the Q in quinoa... and I'll take the MVP from him. Shiiitttt cocccck!

[Santiago Marquez @MVP_Q]

Just found out Plymouth Rocks dont know who I am. Just looked at their place in the standings. Coincidence that they suck?
Fuuuhck shit!

[Santiago Marquez @MVP_Q]

I'm better than Drew Storen, and I dont exist... RT @A_Ron458: Oh god no... RT @gregorMLB: Drew Storen warming up in the bullpen. #BlueJays

[Santiago Marquez @MVP_Q]

@SheensBSA if I tried pitching, i'd be better than this clown shoe wearing clown ass.

[Santiago Marquez @MVP_Q]

@Kings_of_KC @SeattlePikes
I'm better than both of you fucksticks.... Shiiiiit COCK BITCH

(plz pardon my Tourette's syndrome)

[Santiago Marquez @MVP_Q]

I'm with you, boss @orlcalrissian.... Fuck the @NassauRockets. Shiiiiit!

(damned Turete's acting up again)

[Santiago Marquez @MVP_Q]

Bryce Harper got what I should have. Fuck all you non-believing BSA assholes.

[Santiago Marquez @MVP_Q]

*2nd* greatest... RT Ortiz belongs in Hall of Fame as history's greatest DH
https://t.co/tHnzAgfIGP

[Santiago Marquez @MVP_Q]

I got fucked... and not in the good way.

[Santiago Marquez @MVP_Q]

Proud to announce my new sponsorship deal with @cocacola; share a Coke with an MVP, like me!

[Santiago Marquez @MVP_Q]

@JerseyBags I shoulda hit it out, but how much fun would that make the rest of this game...?

[Santiago Marquez @MVP_Q]

@JerseyBags this game is so easy that I must find new ways to challenge myself.

[Santiago Marquez @MVP_Q]

@SeattlePikes http://t.co/hlnUfys4MH

[Santiago Marquez @MVP_Q]

And the entire NL. Blorp. RT @SeattlePikes: Pikes players ignored by their peers...

[Santiago Marquez @MVP_Q]

@orlcalrissian NO.... Gross!

(...yes.)

[Santiago Marquez @MVP_Q]

I 💕 being 💕'd. RT @orlcalrissian: @MVP_Q *we* 💕 u

[Santiago Marquez @MVP_Q]

Fuck yeahhh! RT @orlcalrissian: Especially @MVP_Q RT @orlcalrissian: To all the worthy NL all-stars (cont) http://t.co/PmsTcCKdcp

[Santiago Marquez @MVP_Q]

@JerseyBags @orlcalrissian
I got this for you, @NFFrenzy. Put them in a bag, first.

[Santiago Marquez @MVP_Q]

@BruinsBeastMode @JerseyBags @orlcalrissian everything I do is inspiring.

[Santiago Marquez @MVP_Q]

Of course i do. RT @JerseyBags: @MVP_Q of @orlcalrissian now leads all Triple Crown categories in the NL, batting .368 with 21 HR and 66 RBI