Josué El Vaquero 🤠

Be Bold! Be Brave! Be A Character!👽🛸Most Valuable Pizza🍕Not a Nice Guy, just The Guy who cares very little about your feelings!
Rest In Pizza @BBCharacter🪦

[Josué El Vaquero 🤠 @MVPizzamania]

Get off the internet, go outside and touch some grass. 🌱

[Josué El Vaquero 🤠 @MVPizzamania]

If she Asian, I’m definitely chasin’
If she Latina, nice to meet ya
If she Black, I’m ready to crack
If she white, get out of my sight

💯

[Josué El Vaquero 🤠 @MVPizzamania]

The fall of many men 😻> 💰🚗🏛️

[Josué El Vaquero 🤠 @MVPizzamania]

Ideals are peaceful, history is violent!

[Josué El Vaquero 🤠 @MVPizzamania]

Who is attractive?
Who is most attractive?
Who is least attractive?

#WhoIsAttractive 💐
#WhoIsMostAttractive 👩🏾👩🏽👩
#WhoIsLeastAttractive 👩🏻‍🦰👩🏻👩🏼

[Josué El Vaquero 🤠 @MVPizzamania]

Me encantan las mujeres hermosas! ❤️‍🔥

[Josué El Vaquero 🤠 @MVPizzamania]

Necesito una mujer mexicana con curvas en mi vida!

💐 🇲🇽 ❤️‍🔥

[Josué El Vaquero 🤠 @MVPizzamania]

@NiaLong Hand me the NDA papers ❤️

[Josué El Vaquero 🤠 @MVPizzamania]

Roman Reigns defeating Cody Rhodes at the Wrestlemania 39 main event was the best decision to make at the time.

Cody Rhodes winning the 2024 Royal Rumble was obviously predictable.

Randy Orton needs to win his 15th world title before 2030.

Long title reigns > # of titles won

[Josué El Vaquero 🤠 @MVPizzamania]

Paralysis demon watching you sleep 😈

[Josué El Vaquero 🤠 @MVPizzamania]

Who is attractive?
Who is most attractive?
Who is least attractive?

#WhoIsAttractive 💐
#WhoIsMostAttractive 👩🏾👩🏽👩
#WhoIsLeastAttractive 👩🏻‍🦰👩🏻👩🏼

[Josué El Vaquero 🤠 @MVPizzamania]

Money first
Love later

💰 > ❤️

[Josué El Vaquero 🤠 @MVPizzamania]

Married to the Money 💍 💰

[Josué El Vaquero 🤠 @MVPizzamania]

Need more Vitamin A(sian) 🌏

[Josué El Vaquero 🤠 @MVPizzamania]

Kill a 🪳 you’re a hero

Kill a 🦋 you’re a villain

[Josué El Vaquero 🤠 @MVPizzamania]

Stay away from mentally unstable (white) women 👱🏻‍♀️👩🏻

[Josué El Vaquero 🤠 @MVPizzamania]

Your habits decide your future more than your hopes ever will.

[Josué El Vaquero 🤠 @MVPizzamania]

Marrying the wrong person is financial suicide 💰🔥

[Josué El Vaquero 🤠 @MVPizzamania]

If you got a girl named Tina but she cheats on you after you got her name tattooed on your body just finish it off as Latina and exclusively date Latina women.

[Josué El Vaquero 🤠 @MVPizzamania]

🇯🇵 🇰🇷 🇨🇳

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White women’s mental health need to be studied extensively, can not be trusted❕